Long Denims

Long Denims are females who belong to a fundamentalist christian church. Their church bans the wearing of medium length skirts/dresses, short length skirts/dresses and pants. Normally Long Denims are exceeding subservient to their husbands, have no original thoughts of their own and live in the south.

Look Marge...here come a flock of Long Denims from the baptist church.

by Philanewbie June 10, 2009

Arkanfuck

An endearing name for the state of Arkansas. Multiple meanings 1) Arkansas is fucked. 2) Where the fuck is Arkansas? 3) Arkansas is in the middle of fucking nowhere.

I'm going to visit the fam in Arkanfuck for the holidays.

by philanewbie May 30, 2009