Philanewbie's definitions

Gimme a quota, gimme fitty cent

"Gimme a quota, gimme fitty cent" is the official motto of Philadelphia and is spoken thousands of times a day by the resident bums on each and every street corner. The unofficial motto is "This city sucks".

Bum at 12th and Chestnut to passersby - "Gimme a quota, gimme fitty cent".

UPenn student passing by: Fuck off loser!

by philanewbie September 20, 2009

dramabook

Dramabook is a social networking site used by drama whores to complain about their lives through constant postings. In the south most of these consist of the words "pray 4 me yawwwwl"

Bubba Sue - OMG dramabook friends ...yawwwwl, I just broke a nail...pray 4 me yawwwwl!!!

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by philanewbie September 20, 2009

Arkanfuck

An endearing name for the state of Arkansas. Multiple meanings 1) Arkansas is fucked. 2) Where the fuck is Arkansas? 3) Arkansas is in the middle of fucking nowhere.

I'm going to visit the fam in Arkanfuck for the holidays.

by philanewbie May 30, 2009

LRX

A dismissive term referring to Little Rock National Airport. Sarcastically comparing it LAX. The official greeting at LRX is "Welcome to Little Rock, please set your watches back 30 years and close all open minds".

I'm flying into LRX ....I sure hope the ladder works this time. I got rope burns climbing out the plane last time I was there.

by philanewbie May 30, 2009

Long Denims

Long Denims are females who belong to a fundamentalist christian church. Their church bans the wearing of medium length skirts/dresses, short length skirts/dresses and pants. Normally Long Denims are exceeding subservient to their husbands, have no original thoughts of their own and live in the south.

Look Marge...here come a flock of Long Denims from the baptist church.

by Philanewbie June 10, 2009

Not Springs

A city in Arkansas of approximately 40,000 located 50 miles SW of Little Rock. Also referred to as Not Springs National Park. It is called Not Springs because there is NOT anything to do or see there.

I am going to visit the fam in Not Springs....I hear they're getting the internet next year.

by Philanewbie June 10, 2009

Ghetto Express

SEPTA public transit in the city of Philadelphia. Public transit in Philly is generally used by minorities and lower classes. When others use it, it is ofter referred to as the Ghetto Express.

Dude, I was on the Broad Street Ghetto Express and I seriously thought I was going to get cut.

by Philanewbie June 10, 2009