Philanewbie's definitions

Gimme a quota, gimme fitty cent

"Gimme a quota, gimme fitty cent" is the official motto of Philadelphia and is spoken thousands of times a day by the resident bums on each and every street corner. The unofficial motto is "This city sucks".

Bum at 12th and Chestnut to passersby - "Gimme a quota, gimme fitty cent".

UPenn student passing by: Fuck off loser!

by philanewbie September 20, 2009

Long Denims

Long Denims are females who belong to a fundamentalist christian church. Their church bans the wearing of medium length skirts/dresses, short length skirts/dresses and pants. Normally Long Denims are exceeding subservient to their husbands, have no original thoughts of their own and live in the south.

Look Marge...here come a flock of Long Denims from the baptist church.

by Philanewbie June 10, 2009

Not Springs

A city in Arkansas of approximately 40,000 located 50 miles SW of Little Rock. Also referred to as Not Springs National Park. It is called Not Springs because there is NOT anything to do or see there.

I am going to visit the fam in Not Springs....I hear they're getting the internet next year.

by Philanewbie June 10, 2009

Detroit on the Delaware

Reference to Philadelphia's location and status as the nation's second largest burned out ghetto/city. Detroit is clearly the reigning champion of ghettoness.

Chad - I'm going to Philly on business next week.

Brad - Be sure and take body armor...they don't call it Detroit on the Delaware for nothing.

by Philanewbie November 5, 2009

Troubletree

Troubletree is a chain of hotels owned by the Hilton brand. Troubletree is known for incompetent staff, inept management and stale chocolate chip cookies.

The worst hotel I have ever stayed at was the Troubletree Chelsea in NYC.

by philanewbie March 1, 2010

dramabook

Dramabook is a social networking site used by drama whores to complain about their lives through constant postings. In the south most of these consist of the words "pray 4 me yawwwwl"

Bubba Sue - OMG dramabook friends ...yawwwwl, I just broke a nail...pray 4 me yawwwwl!!!

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by philanewbie September 20, 2009

Right Trash

The extreme right wing cousin to white trash and trailer trash. An avid Faux news viewer, NRA member and holy roller when it benefits them.

Lillian - Marge, did you see that sign some Right Trash had at the tea party.

Marge - No

Lillian - It said "Bury Obamacare with Kennedy"

Marge - Right Trash, indeed!

by philanewbie September 12, 2009