Definitions by Philanewbie

Detroit on the Delaware 

Reference to Philadelphia's location and status as the nation's second largest burned out ghetto/city. Detroit is clearly the reigning champion of ghettoness.

Chad - I'm going to Philly on business next week.

Brad - Be sure and take body armor...they don't call it Detroit on the Delaware for nothing.

Detroit on the Delaware by Philanewbie November 5, 2009

Mayor Potato Head 

Nickname for Philadelphia Mayor Michael Nutter because of the strinking physical similarities.

Oh, there's Mayor Potato Head getting in the middle of the SEPTA strike.

Mayor Potato Head by Philanewbie November 5, 2009

burka bitch 

A large, roundish, african american woman who has converted to islam while still keeping her inner city roots. Burka Bitches seem to be exceedingly common in center city and north philadelphia.

Shaniqua - Look at dat burka bitch thinkin she is all dat.

Shaquisha - Gurrrl, I knew her when she was just Lakeisha Washington.

burka bitch by philanewbie September 20, 2009

Gimme a quota, gimme fitty cent 

"Gimme a quota, gimme fitty cent" is the official motto of Philadelphia and is spoken thousands of times a day by the resident bums on each and every street corner. The unofficial motto is "This city sucks".

Bum at 12th and Chestnut to passersby - "Gimme a quota, gimme fitty cent".

UPenn student passing by: Fuck off loser!

Gimme a quota, gimme fitty cent by philanewbie September 20, 2009

dramabook 

Dramabook is a social networking site used by drama whores to complain about their lives through constant postings. In the south most of these consist of the words "pray 4 me yawwwwl"

Bubba Sue - OMG dramabook friends ...yawwwwl, I just broke a nail...pray 4 me yawwwwl!!!

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dramabook by philanewbie September 20, 2009

Dullass 

Dullass is the 3rd largest city in Texass after Uston and San AnMexico. Dullass is known for Holy Rollers, Big Hair and killing JFK.

AT&T's headquarters moved from San AnMexico to Dullass.

Dullass by Philanewbie September 19, 2009

Right Trash 

The extreme right wing cousin to white trash and trailer trash. An avid Faux news viewer, NRA member and holy roller when it benefits them.

Lillian - Marge, did you see that sign some Right Trash had at the tea party.

Marge - No

Lillian - It said "Bury Obamacare with Kennedy"

Marge - Right Trash, indeed!

Right Trash by philanewbie September 12, 2009