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A seemingly never-ending succession of farts, lined up in a geometric or linear pattern.
Gee Bob, did you see Jim and his fartstack earlier today? I thought it would never end.
by Phil Saberhagen January 17, 2004

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An old-world (1300s) Austrian dinner dish made from the snout of a dog. Often meticulously prepared, schnaut-making techniques have been handed down through generations of Schnauthoffen - the people of lower South-southeastern Austria. Schnaut is frequently referred to as "crazy, old grandma's dish," or, "what the fuck is that?"

Due to modern restrictions and the advancement of social mores on eating dog, schnaut became passe, and then illegal, in 1922.
Mom, I don't want to go to grandma's house for dinner. She's gonna serve schanut, and I HATE schnaut! All that hair and stuff. Ick."
by Phil Saberhagen April 05, 2008

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(n.) from the latin, dicketus beum. 1. an amount equal to zero. 2. having or possessing nothing.
When questioned as to his whereabouts on Saturday night, Harold replied, "Your inquests amount to dickety-boo."
by Phil Saberhagen January 17, 2004

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(exclaimation) 1. a response to a question or comment in the negative. 2. a word that sounds like profanity, but in fact isn't.
Do you want to go the the movies? Bumpsch.
by Phil Saberhagen January 17, 2004

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