Phil Perez's definitions

pooper

A person who throws cold water on any plans he himself doesn't think of. He always derides other people's ideas but never seems to have better ones of his own.

Peter was known as a party pooper by everyone who knew him.

by Phil Perez September 10, 2003

ape shit

A commonly used expression to describe the fecal waste expressed by our ape and monkey relatives.

The gorilla readied himself to toss ape shit at the zoo visitors laughing at him.

by Phil Perez September 10, 2003

booger eater

A person who acts and moves in very sneaky ways, casts furtive glances to see if anyone is watching him. Acts as if he is afraid someone will see him eating his boogers.

Simon acted like a man afraid that he would be caught picking his nose and eating his boogers.

by Phil Perez September 10, 2003