cock

1. used by males for reproduction
2. used by males to piss
3. used as a toothbrush for sluts
4. used as a toy for masturbators
5. used as a whip by some male sadists

"after coming on jennifer face, phil stuck his cock in her mouth so she cvuld get it hard again"

by phil February 04, 2004

Dirty Hippy

someone who is being natural to their roots and not giving into what society says is right!!!
Woooo

You don't need to shower everyday to smell good. just spray a little lavender and jump out the door
Dirt Hippy styllliliiingggs :)

Phil is a dirty hippy, he has dreadlocks and talks about peace a lot.
LOOK now he's listening to bob dylan again..

...Also I think the smell of rotting is coming from his hair..
But whatever man he's cool because he embraces his dirtiness!

by phil November 19, 2003

The Simpsons

1. something old that tries to act young

2. an extremely horrific act of greed. coined because of the network's FOX milking of an the simpsons series

bill cosby is such a the simpsons

by Phil January 15, 2005

tank

A fat bastard. One who is severly disfigured in the midsection.

John's getting so fat, he looks like a tank!

by phil March 02, 2003

Lucage

Someone who worries or intimidates sheep.

Here comes Lucage, Hide your sheep!

by Phil February 03, 2005

acousticrap

A style of music very dissimilar to rock, which suffers from the unfortunate trait of only sounding good when played on an acoustic guitar at a concert full of potheads.

Have you heard the latest Dave Matthews Band album? It's acousticrap.

by Phil August 16, 2005

egg white

when someone says something funny or smart then its an egg white oppisite of yolk.

"e=mc2"....yo nigga you just made a fact that shit some egg white!

by phil April 08, 2005