Phil's definitions

dust scene

popularized by dragonball z when someone gets energy raped and for 10 minutes you see dust. cue the bad guy coming out unharmed and the heroes acting like they didn't know he was still alive.

see also: buu's regeneration

tommy took a huge shit and the smell was like a dust scene

by Phil January 28, 2005

buu's regeneration

when buu gets dealt a fatal blow and everyone rejoices. then he just regenerates and is back again. wasted 250 episodes doing this. the plot went no where

buu regenerated again. let's go get hammered

by Phil January 28, 2005

dissendium

1) A place where haddocks are a common hazard.

2) A place inhabited by insane, but charming, people.

"I thought my life was rubbish, until I found Dissendium."

by Phil January 27, 2005

pokemon center

1. n. an establishment in the pokémon games where you can cure, trade, store and battle pokemon

2. n. the yuppie-esque store in NY that sells everything pokemon. also the name of their online store. would be pretty good if 95% of their inventory was IN STOCK. sadly, i'm not exaggerating when I say they have hardly anything available to buy. a poor excuse for a store.

1. wanna have sex at the pokemon center?
2. I tried to buy a pikachu keyring at pokemoncenter.com but it wasn't in stock. no matter, mewtwo pwns that cock sucking rodent

by Phil January 27, 2005

fuck a duck

fornification with a species of fowl

"he ain't worth the money to go fuck a duck on!"

by Phil January 27, 2005

military

a. to love to be around men

civilians actually control the military in the united states. so why doesn't the civilians end war by fighting?

by Phil January 27, 2005

geico

v. fornification with a lizard
n. shitass commercials

Killer: give me your money. even if you don't i'm still gonna kill you

I just saved a piss load of money on car insurance by not going to geico

by Phil January 27, 2005