Definitions by Phantom649
Urban Admin Pussy (YooAPP)
U.A.P.
Abbreviation pronounced (Yoo APP)
The admin who won't allow controversial or politically incorrect definition on the platform.
Abbreviation pronounced (Yoo APP)
The admin who won't allow controversial or politically incorrect definition on the platform.
Urban Admin Pussy (YooAPP) by Phantom649 June 3, 2019
Esteem Posting
Writing a definition about your name on Urban Dictionary, in a flattering manner.
It's all bullshit and you know it, but you're so depressed and pathetic, that you have to manufacture ego-boosts.
It's all bullshit and you know it, but you're so depressed and pathetic, that you have to manufacture ego-boosts.
Martin: "I caught my sister writing on UD about people with HER name...'
Edwardo: "wow... esteem posting. lame."
Edwardo: "wow... esteem posting. lame."
Esteem Posting by Phantom649 June 3, 2019
Science
A magical word people add to their arguments to fortify their beliefs REGARDLESS of what the scientific data ACTUALLY SAYS.
Women have higher pain tolerance than men... it's "science" bro!
me: no, actually, they report higher levels of pain than men, and quit sooner in painful experiments.
Men actually have a higher pain tolerance than women. That is REAL science.
me: no, actually, they report higher levels of pain than men, and quit sooner in painful experiments.
Men actually have a higher pain tolerance than women. That is REAL science.
Science by Phantom649 June 3, 2019
Butterflocks
Gorgieo: "man im so nervous (*eats cake) ive got butterflys in my stomach."
Estavon: "More like butterflocks."
Estavon: "More like butterflocks."
Butterflocks by Phantom649 June 3, 2019
Field Dressing
Sometimes Hunters get hungry while waiting for deer.
Often times they have no other option but to break out their Ranch.
Although usually carnivorous, a hunter sometimes resorts to pouring salad dressing on the grass in front of him and grazing as a mid-day snack.
Often times they have no other option but to break out their Ranch.
Although usually carnivorous, a hunter sometimes resorts to pouring salad dressing on the grass in front of him and grazing as a mid-day snack.
The Hunter's Code:
When poaching or sitting, waiting and guessing
When the deer aren't here, we use field dressing.
When poaching or sitting, waiting and guessing
When the deer aren't here, we use field dressing.
Field Dressing by Phantom649 June 3, 2019
Squat Thot
Thots who crouch in group pictures, to make themselves look small and cute, even though they are wearing heels.
Squat Thots also typically complain that men are too short, despite them wearing heels.
Squat Thots also typically complain that men are too short, despite them wearing heels.
"See by the bar over there? Group Photo? A whole Squad of Squat Thots. Why the fuck do they do that?"
Squat Thot by Phantom649 June 3, 2019