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Gurt

yo
by Pexishit FC May 18, 2025
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Khyrsos

The leader, the head honcho, the man behind the movement. He is the ultimate Tech Extremist.
He permits everything that will not be tolerated: Anti-illegal bug fights, ingesting rare earth metals, attacking sentient animals, and using forced uncle labor. He resides in his villa on the Kazakhstan-Kyrgyzstan border, instructing his tech extremist followers to wreak havoc.
Khyrsos has been attacking Luca Maxim and undermining his efforts to unite all uncles against Tech Extremism
by Pexishit FC February 6, 2023
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Football Terrorism

the same shit tactics used by Tuchel, Allegri, Simeone, etc.
basically, a 10-0-0, park the bus, defense-only tactic. why should your attackers do what they always do? when they can just be extra CBs and defend
Allegri displayed a masterclass of Football Terrorism yesterday
by Pexishit FC September 12, 2022
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Harry Maguire

A Samsung 33-inch wide, 19.5 Cu Ft. Energy Star-rated Full Size Refrigerator
Harry Maguire isn't the iron wall for Man United, he's the iron fridge
by Pexishit FC August 18, 2022
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McFred

Xavi? Muller? Pogba? nahhhhhhh. They got nothing on McFred
by Pexishit FC August 18, 2022
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Finished FC

another name for VARchester Penalted
"Goodness me! I can't believe VARchester Penalted are losing to Oil FC>"
"I guess we should call them Finished FC"
by Pexishit FC April 19, 2022
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Luuk De Jong

Luuk De Jong scored another header
by Pexishit FC April 11, 2022
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