Luuk De Jong

the header merchant of FC Barcelona

Luuk De Jong scored another header

by Pexishit FC April 12, 2022

Finished FC

another name for VARchester Penalted

"Goodness me! I can't believe VARchester Penalted are losing to Oil FC>"
"I guess we should call them Finished FC"

by Pexishit FC April 20, 2022

McFred

the greatest midfield duo in the world

Xavi? Muller? Pogba? nahhhhhhh. They got nothing on McFred

by Pexishit FC August 18, 2022

Christian Pulisic

A certain American soccer player who misses sitters, gets manhandled by the Pexico national team, and scores pens.

Christian Pulisic missed a sitter against Pexico

by Pexishit FC April 12, 2022

Harry Maguire

A Samsung 33-inch wide, 19.5 Cu Ft. Energy Star-rated Full Size Refrigerator

Harry Maguire isn't the iron wall for Man United, he's the iron fridge

by Pexishit FC August 18, 2022

Football Terrorism

the same shit tactics used by Tuchel, Allegri, Simeone, etc.
basically, a 10-0-0, park the bus, defense-only tactic. why should your attackers do what they always do? when they can just be extra CBs and defend

Allegri displayed a masterclass of Football Terrorism yesterday

by Pexishit FC September 12, 2022

Gurt

yo

Yogurt
Gurt: sybau

by Pexishit FC May 18, 2025