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Gurt by Pexishit FC May 18, 2025
The leader, the head honcho, the man behind the movement. He is the ultimate Tech Extremist.
He permits everything that will not be tolerated: Anti-illegal bug fights, ingesting rare earth metals, attacking sentient animals, and using forced uncle labor. He resides in his villa on the Kazakhstan-Kyrgyzstan border, instructing his tech extremist followers to wreak havoc.
Khyrsos has been attacking Luca Maxim and undermining his efforts to unite all uncles against Tech Extremism
Khyrsos by Pexishit FC February 6, 2023

Football Terrorism 

the same shit tactics used by Tuchel, Allegri, Simeone, etc.
basically, a 10-0-0, park the bus, defense-only tactic. why should your attackers do what they always do? when they can just be extra CBs and defend
Allegri displayed a masterclass of Football Terrorism yesterday
Football Terrorism by Pexishit FC September 12, 2022

Harry Maguire 

A Samsung 33-inch wide, 19.5 Cu Ft. Energy Star-rated Full Size Refrigerator
Harry Maguire isn't the iron wall for Man United, he's the iron fridge
Harry Maguire by Pexishit FC August 18, 2022
Xavi? Muller? Pogba? nahhhhhhh. They got nothing on McFred
McFred by Pexishit FC August 18, 2022

Finished FC 

another name for VARchester Penalted
"Goodness me! I can't believe VARchester Penalted are losing to Oil FC>"
"I guess we should call them Finished FC"
Finished FC by Pexishit FC April 19, 2022

Luuk De Jong 

Luuk De Jong scored another header
Luuk De Jong by Pexishit FC April 11, 2022