Definitions by Peter Urban
The Europe Test
Travel out of the country for 2 weeks to a destination such as Europe to test if your girlfriend will become a psycho when you don't communicate for that period of time.
Tell your girlfriend you're going on a backpacking trip through Europe for 2 weeks, and say you won't be able to contact her until you return. If she forgets the fact you went to Europe, e-mails you angry messages, cheats on you, then tries to tell you not to check your messages after she found out you were on a backpacking trip in Europe... She failed the Europe test, and you're better off without her.
The Europe Test by Peter Urban August 11, 2009
half nelson
Wrestling hold where one arm is pressed under an opponent's arm from behind to the back of their neck.
It is a mistake to believe an alligator will passively tolerate a half nelson, no matter how drunk you are.
half nelson by Peter Urban May 23, 2006
Jack Off Sense
The heightened sense you develop for noticing when someone is going to come in your room before you do.
Jack Off Sense by Peter Urban May 4, 2006
Spank Tank
The area of the mind where memories of hot individuals or erotic moments you've experienced are stored and remembered later during masturbation.
Spank Tank by Peter Urban May 4, 2006