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A man with an uncircumcised penis, has sex with a women who uses a DevaCup for her menstrual cycle. As he's pulling out, the DevaCup gets stuck under his foreskin.
by Peter Rooter May 26, 2023
Get the Moist hangnail mug.When you're riding a horse with no name, while looking for Vaseline to soothe your Hoo-ha in the desert.
Barbara was riding a horse with no name, in the desert. Her Hoo-ha got so chapped she needed some ointment to sooth her Raw Hoo-ha.
by Peter Rooter May 26, 2023
Get the Raw Hoo-ha mug.When a guy has sex with a female that hasn't shaved in a while, he pulls out and ejaculates on her pubic hair, and it forms a ice cream looking ball.
Jason had a sudden urge for something cold and sweet, after he had sex with Mary and gave Mary a Peach a la mode. Mary felt sticky and gooey.
by Peter Rooter June 2, 2023
Get the peach a la mode mug.When a female is giving a male a pre-intercourse blowjob and inadvertently sucks too hard leaving a bruise resembling a strawberry on the head of the male's penis.
Rickey was distraught when he observed his ready ready strawberry from the action he received the night before.
by Peter Rooter June 3, 2023
Get the Ready ready strawberry mug.When you have a remote controlled bidet and your partner takes too long to go to the bathroom and you take control of the situation.
Sharon told Rickey that 1.5 hours was too long to be using the only toilet (and had a bidet feature) in the house. Sharon hooked up a remote control to the bidet, so she could control the time he sat and read on the toilet. She nicknamed her remote control, "The Intrusive Squirter!"
by Peter Rooter August 2, 2025
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Cody wanted Heather to kiss him in the morning after pulling out his Invisalign retainers. She said he needed to brush his teeth, he had Invisalign Muck on his teeth!
by Peter Rooter August 4, 2025
Get the Invisalign Muck mug.When a Blonde Braided Roller Derby Girl poses for a picture with a fan and reaches behind them to put a finger in their ass!
Tim's Roller Derby Scowl showed how visibly upset he was when he asked a Blonde Braided Roller Derby Girl to pose for a picture with him and she proceeded to put her hand down the back of his pants and fingered his asshole!
by Peter Rooter August 18, 2025
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