Urban Dictionary: Definitions by Peter Jorgensen

Pissing in the pond

The act of being a perpetually negative person regardless of prior, current, or future situation and/or circumstances

Guy 1: I liked that new movie

Guy 2: I hated that movie

Guy 1: Dude, quit pissing in the pond

Merch

The name given to someone who is typically a chud or exudes chud behavior

Hey man, did you see the newest Nintendo direct?

Buvvie, nobody watches Nintendo directs anymore

Merch

A term meaning to do/set plans in effect for malice intent

“John was Boiling Hot Sauce by loosening the pegs in timmy’s bike so he would fall.”

Merch