Peter Eaton's definitions

humorsexual

A person who thinks sex is funny.

Most of the people who submit U.D. defs are humorsexuals.

by Peter Eaton November 22, 2006

carma

carma
1. aka karma Buddhist / Hindu (etc) philosophy "what goes around comes around".
2. automobile, mother

Decipher this: Mycarmaranoveryourdogma.

by Peter Eaton January 1, 2007

Peter Seller

Someone who pimps out male prostitutes.

WOODY: What's the name of that new Peter Seller? The one who owns "Gigalos2Go"?

DICK: Goes by the name of Roger Moore.

by Peter Eaton June 11, 2006

Lolly Gagging

Sucking two cocks at the same time!

An illustration of Lolly Gagging:

(88C:})

by Peter Eaton January 1, 2007

pee wee herman

To jerk-off in public.

I saw Saddam Hussein pee wee herman in jail.

by Peter Eaton May 16, 2006

bat man

A man with a really huge penith.

FAG: Hello! Whoothe that dude over there?

MOTHETH: Heeth Awethome! Bat man babe. Hith penith ith tho long I wath thucking hith peckerhead while he wath fucking my ath!

by Peter Eaton May 31, 2006

H2 blowjob

An H2 BLOWJOB is a humming blowjob that does more than just get you hard, but, not enough to make you cum.

H3 BLOWJOB = The biggest and best Hummer there is, rich in cum-blasting pleasure!

H2 BLOWJOB = Medium Hummer; (1) Get hard, (2) Lots of pleasure, but (3) you'll have to move on to fucking to finish.

H3 BLOWJOB = Mini Hummer; you get hard, and that's it. Start fucking ASAP!

by Peter Eaton June 23, 2006