bat man

A man with a really huge penith.

FAG: Hello! Whoothe that dude over there?

MOTHETH: Heeth Awethome! Bat man babe. Hith penith ith tho long I wath thucking hith peckerhead while he wath fucking my ath!

by Peter Eaton May 31, 2006

Peter Seller

Someone who pimps out male prostitutes.

WOODY: What's the name of that new Peter Seller? The one who owns "Gigalos2Go"?

DICK: Goes by the name of Roger Moore.

by Peter Eaton June 11, 2006

carma

carma
1. aka karma Buddhist / Hindu (etc) philosophy "what goes around comes around".
2. automobile, mother

Decipher this: Mycarmaranoveryourdogma.

by Peter Eaton January 01, 2007

Lolly Gagging

Sucking two cocks at the same time!

An illustration of Lolly Gagging:

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by Peter Eaton January 01, 2007

cunning linguist

(1) A person who is a clever speaker and/or writer and/or singer.

(2) Slang for pussy eater as it sounds like "cunnilingus".

If you can become a master of BOTH definitions of cunning linguist, women will throw themselves at you in order to sit on your face, and will gladly return the favor with some great oral and/or pole riding.

by Peter Eaton July 15, 2006

Ying Yang

Because the YING YANG symbol resembles the number 69, some use it as SLANG for "69" meaning "two people orally stimulating each other at the same time".

SHELLY: Jack, I'd REALLY like to do the "Ying Yang" right now.

JACK: Okay!

by Peter Eaton December 24, 2006

polish my sausage

A request by a male to have a person perform some sort of sex act upon his penis, ie, handjob, blowjob, cuntfuck, buttfuck.

I asked Sandra to polish my sausage -- and she did -- 4 different ways!

by Peter Eaton July 07, 2006