I was so drunk and high and tired after 4 hours of orgy fucking that I fell right asleep after cumming up some guys ass. I hadn't used a condom, and I never even cleaned up.
The next morning, I pissed a poop plug out of my pecker head, and it stung really bad. It was all red, and thick yellowish puss came oozing out. Three months later, I found out I had A.I.D.S. Why did God let this happen to me?!
The next morning, I pissed a poop plug out of my pecker head, and it stung really bad. It was all red, and thick yellowish puss came oozing out. Three months later, I found out I had A.I.D.S. Why did God let this happen to me?!
by Peter Eaton November 22, 2006
REWRITE THIS: Mypalpsychotherapistfreedmeofalldogma
by Peter Eaton December 27, 2006
Because the YING YANG symbol resembles the number 69, some use it as SLANG for "69" meaning "two people orally stimulating each other at the same time".
by Peter Eaton December 21, 2006
by Peter Eaton May 07, 2006
An H2 BLOWJOB is a humming blowjob that does more than just get you hard, but, not enough to make you cum.
H3 BLOWJOB = The biggest and best Hummer there is, rich in cum-blasting pleasure!
H2 BLOWJOB = Medium Hummer; (1) Get hard, (2) Lots of pleasure, but (3) you'll have to move on to fucking to finish.
H3 BLOWJOB = Mini Hummer; you get hard, and that's it. Start fucking ASAP!
H2 BLOWJOB = Medium Hummer; (1) Get hard, (2) Lots of pleasure, but (3) you'll have to move on to fucking to finish.
H3 BLOWJOB = Mini Hummer; you get hard, and that's it. Start fucking ASAP!
by Peter Eaton June 23, 2006
An illustration of Lolly Gagging:
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by Peter Eaton December 27, 2006
(1982)
George Michael is looking at a picture of Boy George.
"God damn, what a nice piece of F.I.L.T.H."
George Michael is looking at a picture of Boy George.
"God damn, what a nice piece of F.I.L.T.H."
by Peter Eaton December 10, 2006