A.I.D.S.

Anally Infected Dick Sindrome

I was so drunk and high and tired after 4 hours of orgy fucking that I fell right asleep after cumming up some guys ass. I hadn't used a condom, and I never even cleaned up.

The next morning, I pissed a poop plug out of my pecker head, and it stung really bad. It was all red, and thick yellowish puss came oozing out. Three months later, I found out I had A.I.D.S. Why did God let this happen to me?!

by Peter Eaton November 22, 2006

F.I.L.T.H.

Faggot
I'd
Like
To
Hump

(1982)

George Michael is looking at a picture of Boy George.

"God damn, what a nice piece of F.I.L.T.H."

by Peter Eaton December 10, 2006

Lolly Gagging

Sucking two cocks at the same time!

An illustration of Lolly Gagging:

(88C:})

by Peter Eaton January 01, 2007

carma

carma
1. aka karma Buddhist / Hindu (etc) philosophy "what goes around comes around".
2. automobile, mother

Decipher this: Mycarmaranoveryourdogma.

by Peter Eaton January 01, 2007

dogma

1.Unyielding religious beliefs.

2. A funny movie.

REWRITE THIS: Mypalpsychotherapistfreedmeofalldogma

by Peter Eaton January 01, 2007

Ying Yang

Because the YING YANG symbol resembles the number 69, some use it as SLANG for "69" meaning "two people orally stimulating each other at the same time".

SHELLY: Jack, I'd REALLY like to do the "Ying Yang" right now.

JACK: Okay!

by Peter Eaton December 24, 2006

cunning linguist

(1) A person who is a clever speaker and/or writer and/or singer.

(2) Slang for pussy eater as it sounds like "cunnilingus".

If you can become a master of BOTH definitions of cunning linguist, women will throw themselves at you in order to sit on your face, and will gladly return the favor with some great oral and/or pole riding.

by Peter Eaton July 15, 2006