Peter Eaton's definitions

polish my sausage

A request by a male to have a person perform some sort of sex act upon his penis, ie, handjob, blowjob, cuntfuck, buttfuck.

I asked Sandra to polish my sausage -- and she did -- 4 different ways!

by Peter Eaton July 7, 2006

Peter Seller

Someone who pimps out male prostitutes.

WOODY: What's the name of that new Peter Seller? The one who owns "Gigalos2Go"?

DICK: Goes by the name of Roger Moore.

by Peter Eaton June 11, 2006

humorsexual

A person who thinks sex is funny.

Most of the people who submit U.D. defs are humorsexuals.

by Peter Eaton November 22, 2006

A.I.D.S.

Anally Infected Dick Sindrome

I was so drunk and high and tired after 4 hours of orgy fucking that I fell right asleep after cumming up some guys ass. I hadn't used a condom, and I never even cleaned up.

The next morning, I pissed a poop plug out of my pecker head, and it stung really bad. It was all red, and thick yellowish puss came oozing out. Three months later, I found out I had A.I.D.S. Why did God let this happen to me?!

by Peter Eaton November 22, 2006

dogma

1.Unyielding religious beliefs.

2. A funny movie.

REWRITE THIS: Mypalpsychotherapistfreedmeofalldogma

by Peter Eaton January 1, 2007

bat man

A man with a really huge penith.

FAG: Hello! Whoothe that dude over there?

MOTHETH: Heeth Awethome! Bat man babe. Hith penith ith tho long I wath thucking hith peckerhead while he wath fucking my ath!

by Peter Eaton May 31, 2006

Ying Yang

Because the YING YANG symbol resembles the number 69, some use it as SLANG for "69" meaning "two people orally stimulating each other at the same time".

SHELLY: Jack, I'd REALLY like to do the "Ying Yang" right now.

JACK: Okay!

by Peter Eaton December 24, 2006