Definitions by Peter Eaton

carma 

carma
1. aka karma Buddhist / Hindu (etc) philosophy "what goes around comes around".
2. automobile, mother

Decipher this: Mycarmaranoveryourdogma.

carma by Peter Eaton January 1, 2007

dogma 

1.Unyielding religious beliefs.

2. A funny movie.

REWRITE THIS: Mypalpsychotherapistfreedmeofalldogma

dogma by Peter Eaton January 1, 2007

Lolly Gagging 

Sucking two cocks at the same time!

An illustration of Lolly Gagging:

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Lolly Gagging by Peter Eaton January 1, 2007

Ying Yang 

Because the YING YANG symbol resembles the number 69, some use it as SLANG for "69" meaning "two people orally stimulating each other at the same time".

SHELLY: Jack, I'd REALLY like to do the "Ying Yang" right now.

JACK: Okay!

Ying Yang by Peter Eaton December 24, 2006

F.I.L.T.H. 

Faggot
I'd
Like
To
Hump

(1982)

George Michael is looking at a picture of Boy George.

"God damn, what a nice piece of F.I.L.T.H."

F.I.L.T.H. by Peter Eaton December 10, 2006

humorsexual 

A person who thinks sex is funny.

Most of the people who submit U.D. defs are humorsexuals.

humorsexual by Peter Eaton November 22, 2006

A.I.D.S. 

Anally Infected Dick Sindrome

I was so drunk and high and tired after 4 hours of orgy fucking that I fell right asleep after cumming up some guys ass. I hadn't used a condom, and I never even cleaned up.

The next morning, I pissed a poop plug out of my pecker head, and it stung really bad. It was all red, and thick yellowish puss came oozing out. Three months later, I found out I had A.I.D.S. Why did God let this happen to me?!

A.I.D.S. by Peter Eaton November 22, 2006