Definitions by Pete Fowler

cack 

Cack means shit in Lancashire. It comes from the Flemish kakken=to shit. Centuries ago, Flemish weavers were imported to Lancashire.

I'm Popeye the sailor man
I live in a caravan.
There's a hole in my back where I do my cack
I'm Popeye the sailor man.

cack by Pete Fowler December 28, 2005

pook 

Shit, caca,lollop, poopy plops.

Captain Cook did a pook
Behind the kitchen door.
The cat came up and licked it up
And said "I want some more".

pook by Pete Fowler December 28, 2005