Captain Cook did a pook
Behind the kitchen door.
The cat came up and licked it up
And said "I want some more".
Behind the kitchen door.
The cat came up and licked it up
And said "I want some more".
by Pete Fowler November 27, 2005
Cack means shit in Lancashire. It comes from the Flemish kakken=to shit. Centuries ago, Flemish weavers were imported to Lancashire.
I'm Popeye the sailor man
I live in a caravan.
There's a hole in my back where I do my cack
I'm Popeye the sailor man.
I live in a caravan.
There's a hole in my back where I do my cack
I'm Popeye the sailor man.
by Pete Fowler November 10, 2005