Pete Dick's definitions

take a walk

to conduct a sensitive discussion while striding up and down the block to avoid being overheard on those pesky eavesdropping devices.

Ever since the cops came and shook down Sammy Blue Eyes, I take a walk to discuss important business.

by Pete Dick February 17, 2008

chucky pony

a smaller version of a charley horse.

Pizzamaker: "I am a ninja!"
Pete Dick: "Whatever..."
Pizzamaker (whacking Pete in the thigh): "Take that then!"
Pete Dick: "What the hell fuck face, you just gave me a chucky pony."

by Pete Dick March 12, 2008

social noise

the general background noise found at concerts, nightclubs, restaurants and other events where groups of people gather.

The Cooker: "I saw you jacking for beats last night, you get any?"
Pete Dick: "No, I couldn't work my magic because the girl couldn't hear me over the social noise."
The Cooker: "damn, that sucks"
Pete Dick: "shut up and Irish yourself"

by Pete Dick March 28, 2008

put your money away

when a jovial older gentleman refuses to let the people around him buy drinks, often used to impress younger woman who are often just leading this older gentleman on in order to get free drinks themselves.

Pete Dick: "damn, is that Roberto over there?"
Sunny: "I think it is."
Pete Dick: "lets go buy him a drink, he's a good guy."
Roberto: "hey, fellas, wow good to see you."
Pete Dick: "let me buy you a drink..."
Roberto: "no, no, put your money away, its no good here, really."
Sunny: "wow, what a beautiful thing."

by Pete Dick March 21, 2008

dubbage

The dried flowers and leaves from the Cannabis plant. The active chemical in marijuana is THC, which can unfortunately be detected in the urine up to several weeks after use.

Dude, David was just out on the back porch smokin' dubbage, now he is eating all of our pizza.

by Pete Dick December 25, 2007

ass pollution

the accumulated effects of consistent farting over a period of time.

Msgr Sparrow: "Jen stop rolling the fucking windows down, its fucking freezing!"
Jen: "I have to to curb the effects of Pete Dick's ass pollution."

by Pete Dick March 14, 2008

gaggle of hens

a group of annoying female who are out together making a collective noise that resembles the gaggling of a flock of hens.

Pete Dick: "We gotta get out of this place."
The Cooker: "Why?"
Pete Dick: "TP fucked one of those girls over there and now the whole gaggle of hens is talking about it."

by Pete Dick April 4, 2008