a person who inherits from wealthy parents, especially when the child is underserving is said to be the winner of this lottery.
The Cooker: "damn, there is those ass holes I hate."
Pete Dick: "which ones?"
The Cooker: "the fucks with the popped collars, you know, those dicks drinking wine at a sports bar."
Pete Dick: "oh yes, the winners of the sperm lottery, don't worry, I have Oak making repairs to their cars right now."
The Cooker: "I guess I should just focus on jacking for beats."
Pete Dick: "and Irish yourself."
TP (returning from playing gay games): "What are you guys talking about?"
The Cooker: "Shut up and Irish yourself"
Pete Dick: "which ones?"
The Cooker: "the fucks with the popped collars, you know, those dicks drinking wine at a sports bar."
Pete Dick: "oh yes, the winners of the sperm lottery, don't worry, I have Oak making repairs to their cars right now."
The Cooker: "I guess I should just focus on jacking for beats."
Pete Dick: "and Irish yourself."
TP (returning from playing gay games): "What are you guys talking about?"
The Cooker: "Shut up and Irish yourself"
by Pete Dick March 21, 2008
Papi: "What are you doing tonight?"
Pete Dick: "The usual, jacking for beats and enjoying a couple libations."
Papi: "I am in, where at?"
Pete Dick: "The Kirk Hotel!"
Pete Dick: "The usual, jacking for beats and enjoying a couple libations."
Papi: "I am in, where at?"
Pete Dick: "The Kirk Hotel!"
by Pete Dick March 13, 2008
Msgr Sparrow: "Jen stop rolling the fucking windows down, its fucking freezing!"
Jen: "I have to to curb the effects of Pete Dick's ass pollution."
Jen: "I have to to curb the effects of Pete Dick's ass pollution."
by Pete Dick March 14, 2008
any activity that you don't want to do or that a friend is doing that you think is stupid or a waste of time.
TP: "Why are you talking to that hot bartender all the time, lets go play pinball."
Pete Dick: "Fuck you, pinball is gay games."
The Cooker: "yeah, fuck you TP, gay games, let get drunk instead."
Pete Dick: "Fuck you, pinball is gay games."
The Cooker: "yeah, fuck you TP, gay games, let get drunk instead."
by Pete Dick March 15, 2008
the incorect way of pronouncing basketball that so many illiterate collegete basketball players say during interviews.
(Player speaking after winning game during interview): Thank god, praise the lord that the bathketball came my way, I was just looking to find da hoop amen.
by Pete Dick March 19, 2008
by Pete Dick February 17, 2008
used to describe your favorite watering hole when an unwanted friend overhears your description of the previous nights exploits. The misdirection is used so that said unwanted friend will not show up to your favorite establishment in the future.
Pete Dick: "Me and T. Gay really got fuck up last night."
The Cooker: "damn, when I left you were still jacking for beats and seemed fairly socially lubricated."
Pete Dick: "Well we Irished Ourselves pretty good."
Uncle Freddie: "Where was this?"
Pete Dick and the Cooker: "the Beats Street Tavern."
Uncle Freddie: "Where is that."
Pete Dick: "Jones Road"
The Cooker: "damn, when I left you were still jacking for beats and seemed fairly socially lubricated."
Pete Dick: "Well we Irished Ourselves pretty good."
Uncle Freddie: "Where was this?"
Pete Dick and the Cooker: "the Beats Street Tavern."
Uncle Freddie: "Where is that."
Pete Dick: "Jones Road"
by Pete Dick March 19, 2008