Pete Dick's definitions

put your money away

when a jovial older gentleman refuses to let the people around him buy drinks, often used to impress younger woman who are often just leading this older gentleman on in order to get free drinks themselves.

Pete Dick: "damn, is that Roberto over there?"
Sunny: "I think it is."
Pete Dick: "lets go buy him a drink, he's a good guy."
Roberto: "hey, fellas, wow good to see you."
Pete Dick: "let me buy you a drink..."
Roberto: "no, no, put your money away, its no good here, really."
Sunny: "wow, what a beautiful thing."

by Pete Dick March 21, 2008

dubbage

The dried flowers and leaves from the Cannabis plant. The active chemical in marijuana is THC, which can unfortunately be detected in the urine up to several weeks after use.

Dude, David was just out on the back porch smokin' dubbage, now he is eating all of our pizza.

by Pete Dick December 25, 2007

fishing with dynamite

used to describe anything that can be accomplished easily.

The Cooker: "you ever play TP one-on-one in a game of bathketball?"
Pete Dick: "oh hell yeah, he sucks, its like fishing with dynamite."

by Pete Dick March 16, 2008

take a walk

to conduct a sensitive discussion while striding up and down the block to avoid being overheard on those pesky eavesdropping devices.

Ever since the cops came and shook down Sammy Blue Eyes, I take a walk to discuss important business.

by Pete Dick February 17, 2008

TPL

Time Per Lay--The time per lay is an index that measures how much time one spends to get in someone else's pants. The goal being to have as low a TPL as possible. Time Per Lay becomes more important the more money you make at your job. The logic being that you could in fact spend more to get laid more, but to make sense you must not have to take as much time out of your day to get laid.

Cook: "Hey have you banged that girl you have been seeing yet?"

Pete: "No, we have already gone out on three dates too!"

Cook: "Damn dude, that is going to ruin your TPL."

Pete: "Don't remind me ass hole!!!"

by Pete Dick January 10, 2008

jack leg

someone who lacks knowledge or ability to do things properly.

The Cooker: "Hey did you ever use Uncle Freddie as a lawyer?"
Pete Dick: "yeah, and he is a real jack leg, find somebody else!"

by Pete Dick July 5, 2008

international man of leisure

A man whose tremendous wealth, social position, grooming, and worldleness allow him to pursue pleasurable social, cultural, and athletic hobbies or pasttimes, rather than employment.

Bartender: "Hey, seriously, what does Pete Dick do for a living?"
The Cooker: "I really shouldn't say..."
Bartender: "Come on, I won't tell anyone, please?"
The Cooker: "well, he is an international man of leisure."
Bartender: "woa, what is that?"
The Cooker: "well, basically it means he globe trots jacking for beats and each day finds time to Irish himself."

by Pete Dick March 21, 2008