by Pete Dick March 13, 2008
Get the delightful for yamug. the incorect way of pronouncing basketball that so many illiterate collegete basketball players say during interviews.
(Player speaking after winning game during interview): Thank god, praise the lord that the bathketball came my way, I was just looking to find da hoop amen.
by Pete Dick March 18, 2008
Get the bathketballmug. two gentleman enjoying the hospitality of an open-minded woman. It is often necessary for the female party to adopt the "on all fours" stance in order that each of the gentleman may take position at opposing ends.
Pete Dick: "What did you do last night?"
TP: "Had a spit-roast with Colette and some random dude from the bar."
Pete Dick: "Nice"
TP: "Had a spit-roast with Colette and some random dude from the bar."
Pete Dick: "Nice"
by Pete Dick March 05, 2008
Get the spit-roastmug. a list of women/men that one maintains who them desire to have sex with at some point in the future, but for some reason are presently unable to at this point. also known by an acronym of TBFL.
Pete: "You see that bartender?"
Cook: "Yeah, you fuck her?"
Pete: "No, she's loyal to her god damn boyfriend."
Cook: "What, that sucks."
Pete: "Dude, don't worry, I got her on the old To Be Fucked List."
Cook: "You are a wise man."
Pete: "Fortune favors the prepared penis."
Cook: "Your wisdom knows no boundries."
Cook: "Yeah, you fuck her?"
Pete: "No, she's loyal to her god damn boyfriend."
Cook: "What, that sucks."
Pete: "Dude, don't worry, I got her on the old To Be Fucked List."
Cook: "You are a wise man."
Pete: "Fortune favors the prepared penis."
Cook: "Your wisdom knows no boundries."
by Pete Dick February 13, 2008
Get the To Be Fucked Listmug. Leaving a workout facility or a practice without showering. Very common, however, not looked upon in a favorable light. In spite of this, many players seem to wear their propensity to "take pills" after practice as a badge of honor.
Pete Dick: "That was a tough, long, hot run; I'd better suds my bag."
Uncle Freddie: "I'm gonna take a shower pill."
Pete Dick: "That's why you never get laid."
Uncle Freddie: "I'm gonna take a shower pill."
Pete Dick: "That's why you never get laid."
by Pete Dick October 10, 2008
Get the shower pillmug. the one guy in every social circle that has no social grace, manners or even a clue as to how big a fucking moron he is.
The Cooker: "Dude we need more people to play bathketball."
Chucky: "What about Freddie."
Pete Dick: "You mean Uncle Freddie, that retard, no way, I'd rather play with TP even if he can't dribble."
The Cooker: "Word, that guy is a dick, he won't even get socially lubricated at the Kirk Hotel afterward."
Chucky: "What about Freddie."
Pete Dick: "You mean Uncle Freddie, that retard, no way, I'd rather play with TP even if he can't dribble."
The Cooker: "Word, that guy is a dick, he won't even get socially lubricated at the Kirk Hotel afterward."
by Pete Dick March 18, 2008
Get the Uncle Freddiemug. Pete Dick: "What you wanna do after the game?"
TP: "I wanna order another beer and watch the presser on ESPN."
Pete Dick: "Lets get a pitcher then, those guys can get long winded, especially if Shaq is playin."
TP: "I wanna order another beer and watch the presser on ESPN."
Pete Dick: "Lets get a pitcher then, those guys can get long winded, especially if Shaq is playin."
by Pete Dick March 09, 2008
Get the pressermug.