woggle

A part of a seat belt in a car which the belt clip attaches too.

by Pete January 29, 2003

STFU NOOB

Shut the fuck up newbie

Newbie - A person who plays an online game such as Counterstrike and is new to the game or is very bad.

Newbie - I r00l!
(Newbie's score - 3 kills, 10 deaths)
2ndIDLtCol.Ryan - STFU NOOB!

by Pete December 20, 2003

spotted dog

n. raisin bread
also see spotted dick

"I love eating home baked spotted dog"

by Pete January 20, 2004

vertical lips

1. A word that means the same as pussy, twat, and bearded clam.
2. The nice gash in between yo mammas legs.

"Yo man you see that hookers nasty pair of vertical lips with those warts coming outta them!!??!!"

by Pete March 18, 2004

Real ale

According to the Oxford English Dictionary, Real Ale is "a name for draft (or bottled) beer brewed from traditional ingredients, matured by secondary fermentation in the container from which it is dispensed, and served without the use of extraneous carbon dioxide."

Bloody good stuff.

Real ale puts hairs on your chest.

by Pete December 16, 2004

jackal

in Stewie Griffin's game of Pictionary with the neighbors

"JACKAL! A JACKAL!! IS IT A JACKAL? IT'S A JACKAL! A JACKAL! IT'S A JACKAL, RIGHT? A JACKAL!"

"GOD! it wasn't right the first time you said it, WHY THE HELL WOULD IT BE RIGHT THE NEXT TIME?"

by Pete May 29, 2004

faded seaside glamour

delays album. Released 5th April in the UK.

You really should buy this great album when it comes out.

by Pete March 07, 2004