66 definitions by Pete Dick
Pete: "Hey what you doing this weekend?"
Cook: "Man are you a fool? I am going to royster with the oyster dude, it is the biggest party of the year!"
Pete: "Damn, I gotta stop living in a hole, I can't believe I forgot again..."
Cook: "Man are you a fool? I am going to royster with the oyster dude, it is the biggest party of the year!"
Pete: "Damn, I gotta stop living in a hole, I can't believe I forgot again..."
by Pete Dick January 13, 2008
Leaving a workout facility or a practice without showering. Very common, however, not looked upon in a favorable light. In spite of this, many players seem to wear their propensity to "take pills" after practice as a badge of honor.
Pete Dick: "That was a tough, long, hot run; I'd better suds my bag."
Uncle Freddie: "I'm gonna take a shower pill."
Pete Dick: "That's why you never get laid."
Uncle Freddie: "I'm gonna take a shower pill."
Pete Dick: "That's why you never get laid."
by Pete Dick August 15, 2008
Pete: "You got any action on the big game?"
Cooker: "No, my wife would kill me if she knew I was gambling."
Pete: "Well I put down ten large."
Cooker: "Shit, you have some balls, but you have always been a super punter."
Cooker: "No, my wife would kill me if she knew I was gambling."
Pete: "Well I put down ten large."
Cooker: "Shit, you have some balls, but you have always been a super punter."
by Pete Dick February 10, 2008
when a man gets caught up with a woman who is not good for him for some reason, but cannot escape her because of her abnormally sexy body.
TP: "Man, I just can't stop seeing that call girl."
Pete Dick: "Dude, you are caught in the boobie trap."
Pete Dick: "Dude, you are caught in the boobie trap."
by Pete Dick March 31, 2008
When the owner of an establishment, usually a restaurant or bar, uses/abuses their position as owner and has sex with their employees or customers.
Jeff: "Who's that dude molesting the bartender?"
Pete: "That's Greg, the owner of the hotel."
Jeff: "What, that fucker, shit he has his cock in the cash register."
Pete: "Damn right dude, you gotta be careful with that shit, some bitch is gonna come along and scream sexual harrasment and slam that register door right on his pecker."
Jeff: "No shit, that is going to hurt his johnson and his wallet."
Pete: "True dat."
Pete: "That's Greg, the owner of the hotel."
Jeff: "What, that fucker, shit he has his cock in the cash register."
Pete: "Damn right dude, you gotta be careful with that shit, some bitch is gonna come along and scream sexual harrasment and slam that register door right on his pecker."
Jeff: "No shit, that is going to hurt his johnson and his wallet."
Pete: "True dat."
by Pete Dick January 18, 2008
to consume large quantities of alcohol with your friends in a short period of time in order to catch up with their drunkedness.
by Pete Dick December 30, 2008
The Cooker: "damn, where is tp? He went to the can an hour ago."
Pete Dick: "I dunno, maybe he is playing gay games..."
TP (returning from the bathroom, looking relieved: "Oh, wow."
The Cooker: "what the fuck took you so god damn long?"
TP: "marathon dump dude, you know my wife won't let me crap in the house. that thing has been brewing all week."
Pete Dick: "shut up and Irish yourself."
Pete Dick: "I dunno, maybe he is playing gay games..."
TP (returning from the bathroom, looking relieved: "Oh, wow."
The Cooker: "what the fuck took you so god damn long?"
TP: "marathon dump dude, you know my wife won't let me crap in the house. that thing has been brewing all week."
Pete Dick: "shut up and Irish yourself."
by Pete Dick March 30, 2008