Definitions by Pentozali

Hulk bash! 

An exclamation that feels so good to say when you're in a bad mood. From "The Incredible Hulk"

Hulk bash! Get out of my way, puny human!

Hulk bash! by pentozali March 18, 2009

cloctor 

A person who repairs timepieces.

My watch just popped a spring, so I have to go to the cloctor to get it fixed!

cloctor by pentozali March 18, 2009

caltitude 

The degree to which a cat's posterior raises when one strokes it.

Wow---did you see that caltitude?! I just barely touched my cat, and her butt is way up in the air!

caltitude by pentozali March 18, 2009

mott 

A tongue or a language, from Chechen "mott" pronounced "MOHT" or "MWOHT" meaning tongue or language.

That's some strange mott they're speaking. It sounds like some weird dialect of Kurdish!

mott by pentozali March 10, 2009

Zen 

The large, hexagonal computer with flashing rectangular lights on its screen, in the British SF series "Blakes 7", on the Liberator. It could speak and was more-or-less able to sense the emotions of the crew members. Zen was destroyed by a "viral liquid" in the episode "Terminal". The voice of Zen was Peter Tuddenham. When Zen spoke, it preceded and closed its statements with a short "bonk" sound, represented by "*".

- Zen, give me the coordinates for Omicron Delta 5!
-*Confirmed, 06-52-98.*

Zen by pentozali March 10, 2009

spood 

The flat, spatula-like utensil that sometimes comes with ice cream cups, or given to you at the ice cream store. Often made of wood, spoods break very easily.

This spood is nug. Can't they give you a real spoon?

spood by pentozali March 10, 2009

nug 

No(t) good, from the pronunciation of NG with epenthetic schwa.

This pen is nug. Every time I write with it, the ink smears all over the place!

nug by pentozali March 10, 2009