Definitions by Pentozali

mountain killer 

Person who habitually chooses the same ascent route on a mountain, chipping at its face more each time, thereby destroying more of the mountain on a climb.

Richard, why not use another route to climb that mountain? Leave that route so others can enjoy it. You're a mountain killer!

mountain killer by pentozali May 6, 2011

facehugger 

Person who enjoys climbing mountains with very steep ascent routes, thereby almost hugging or kissing the faces of the mountains.

That mountain has an almost ninety-degree ascent seventy percent of the way. Are you up to the challenge of being a facehugger?

facehugger by pentozali May 6, 2011

drug with a plug 

Any form of electronic entertainment, especially a computer and an HDTV, that requires an AC power connection to work and/or charge batteries.

Nothing good on the tube to watch, so I'll use the other drug with a plug: my Mac.

drug with a plug by pentozali April 7, 2011

maggie 

A magnifying glass.

Give me that maggie, will ya? I can't read this stuff!

maggie by pentozali March 26, 2011

jouj 

1) A dick, in Armenian. Pronounced like the "juj" in JUJy Fruits".
2) Humorous way of saying "judge", especially so if you're Armenian and familiar with the meaning in 1).

That jouj has two disgusting habits: he picks his nose and doesn't aim his jouj at the urinal when he takes a leak!

jouj by pentozali March 21, 2011

carabiner

Auto-fellatio, the act of a male sucking or licking his own cock, from the overall shape of the body, like a locked carabiner.

It's a rare guy who can go full carabiner and get past the glans!

carabiner by pentozali March 20, 2011

mustaching 

An occupational hazard caused by using cheap staplers: almost like resistoring or telephoning, where the staples do not complete "bite" into the other side of a document, except the staples take on a more rounded form, like a handlebar mustache.

Why does this effing stapler keep on mustaching on me?

mustaching by pentozali March 2, 2011