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Definitions by Pentozali

message chaser 

Person who keeps on toggling between social networking sites like Facebook and email websites like Hotmail, often vainly searching for messages during obviously bad times, like when most people are sleeping or working.
Don't be such a message chaser! Get off that effin' computer, go to Target and buy that toy for the kids that's on discount, before the animals grab it up!
message chaser by pentozali September 8, 2010
The yellow stain that forms on the teeth after years of smoking or chewing tobacco products
He's not going to attract any girls with that cigarot and BO!
cigarot by pentozali September 6, 2010

feeling the feeling

The feeling of tenseness in your body and your toes curling when you're about to cum.
I almost started feeling the feeling when I saw that beautiful Italian girl sitting across from me on the bus.
feeling the feeling by pentozali September 1, 2010

shooting turdbirds in the ceramic firing range 

It's taking Mr. Fanelli a long time in the bathroom. He must be shooting turdbirds in the ceramic firing range!

mating call of the poot bird 

A loud, smelly fart.
John, sit on the toilet and make a cocky. We've got company coming, and they don't like to hear the mating call of the poot bird!

Fuck fuckity fuck fuck fuck! 

Catchphrase uttered by someone when something is really not working out well, or when someone is spiting someone else. The phrase comes from Eric Cartman in South Park.
What's so bad about sayWhat's sing "fuck"? Fuck fuckity fuck fuck fuck!

Jesus chord 

The G sus chord, on a guitar.
What's the fingering for the Jesus chord on this guitar?
Jesus chord by pentozali August 18, 2010