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Definitions by Pentozali

fucklate 

Shit on one's cock after heterosexual or gay anal sex. From FUCK + chocoLATE.
Anyone who wants to bugger Osama bin-Laden will probably get a lot of fucklate on his dick!
fucklate by pentozali November 29, 2010

play the sexophone 

To engage in cunnilingus; the "sexophone" is the entire vulva, including the Fallopian tubes. When drawn as a diagram, the vulva could have a vaguely saxophonelike shape.
Last night Jennifer sucked my cock and I'd play the sexophone until we both gazzed.
play the sexophone by pentozali November 29, 2010

isep kontol gua 

isep kontol gua by pentozali November 29, 2010

advertabbing

When a commercial comes on at the end of a TV program, shrinks the credits down to a small tab, and pwns the credits with its own blah-blah-blah and loud music.
Who gave these fuckers the right to do advertabbing? I wanted to see where this film was filmed!
advertabbing by pentozali November 25, 2010

pre-docking procedures 

You can't just thrust your cock in the pink and fuck without a little loving and pre-docking procedures first!
pre-docking procedures by pentozali November 23, 2010

cagatintas 

A clerical office worker; clerk. From Spanish: "one who shits ink".
Yo soy una cagatintas---una cagatintas muy enojada!
cagatintas by pentozali November 20, 2010

gentrivacation

A temporary halt to construction projects for richer people in poor neighborhoods. Good grassroots work can make a gentrivacation permanent, and has prevented many historical sites from facing the wrecker's ball.
Seems like the construction workers have taken a gentrivacation. The new building is past its "build by" date.
gentrivacation by pentozali November 16, 2010