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Agarthic

Adjective: Of or relating to Agartha (continent/civilization of the hollow earth theory); something that has a characteristic of the continent Agartha and its people, structures, or items. Notable “Agarthic” attributes include but are not limited to the following:

- Traditionally Aryan qualities like blonde hair, blue eyes, white skin, tall stature, and muscular frame in men
- Unorthodox, yet “ancient” features that are both alien and humanoid in nature (see features of Yakub, leader)
- Historically Egyptian and Greco-Roman architecture and fashion (see pyramids of Giza, greek toga)
- Things mystical, magical, and/or spiritual (as pertaining to means of rapid transport to the interior of the earth or acceptance into Agartha by changing one’s appearance to fit the Aryan cliche)
- Things odd or out of place that are or resemble gateways, corridors, passages, caves/crevices and most notoriously holes in the ground (specifically in snow or ice) that conceptually lead to the interior earth civilization, Agartha
- Things in nature or that are of human construction that contain variant blues, whites and grays that resemble the icy, technologically advanced society of Agartha and it’s capital-epicenter Shamballah.
- Conspiracy concepts that are secretive and/or exclusive in nature, where conspirators often are in search of the alleged truth (see flat earth theory, hyperboreanism)
John: “Wow, that hole over there seems like it goes on forever!”
Jane: “Yeah, that hole is Agarthic, it must lead to Agartha.”

Bill: “I swear my skin and my eyes have gotten lighter from being inside this winter.”
Bob: “Bro, sounds like you’re becoming pretty Agarthic to me.”

Teacher: “The greeks wore a sort of clothing that was one single piece of fabric, held by only a rope at the waist.”
Student: “I can’t believe how Agarthic everyone was back then.”

Jack: “Have you heard of the new Dark Moon Theory? They’re saying that only the richest of the rich get to go up there”
Jill: “Just another Agarthic conspiracy trying to instill cross-class division.”
by Pennet Lavanque February 23, 2026
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Genetelligence

Pronunciation: Jeen-tell-uh-gence (IPA: d͡ʒˈi n-tˈɛlɪd͡ʒəns)

When a person is genetically modified or edited to be purposely or accidentally smarter; typically measured by IQ level.
(Person#1) Hey have you heard of the testing that their doing in China?
(Person#2) Yeah, those babies have some serious Genetelligence.
by Pennet Lavanque January 14, 2023
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Qwerga

If your son or daughter has been Repeating the phrase "Qwerga" it typically means You have forgotten something about your child, the child will only stop saying Qwerga if you give them Money or a gift.

-This is famous from the 1948 movie "Child of Qwerga"
Child: Qwerga!!!
Parent: Stop repeating "Qwerga"

Parent: What does Qwerga mean??
Child: *Haha*
Parent: Fine! I'll search it on Urban Dictionary
Child: *Smiles*
by Pennet Lavanque July 7, 2022
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