Definitions by Penguin Chick

9/11 

A catch-all excuse to pick fights with other sovereign nations.

No one wants to play the Bush drinking game, because with the number of times he mentions 9/11, people would drop dead of alcohol poisoning.

9/11 by Penguin Chick June 15, 2008

pro-choice

A euphemism meaning "woman's right to kill her unborn child."

"Pro-choice" is actually a misnomer, since the issue is not choice, as everyone already has the right to choose, but whether an unborn child has the right to life as enumerated by the Fifth Amendment to the US Constitution.

Sure, I'm pro-choice. A person has the right to choose whether or not to steal...but they need to keep in mind that the choice is wrong and that there are consequences.

pro-choice by Penguin Chick June 15, 2008

Patriot Act 

The reincarnation of Hitler's Enabling Act.

The Patriot Act is proof that Nazism is alive and well in America.

Patriot Act by Penguin Chick June 15, 2008