When an idiot passes out at a party and someone jizzes on their eyelids. Then, when they wake up they will try to open their eyes and it will be crustied shut with jizz, like when people wake up in the morning with crusty's in their eyes.
I wonder if Tully will be able to open his eyes when he wakes up, boy we really crusty craiged him last night.
by Pete March 18, 2004
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Durham's one and only "proper" nightclub, which changed its name to DH1 in recent years. Not really as fun as Klute, but at least it's not such a crush.
by Pete December 17, 2004
A man who has sex with other men in public toilets for money. Marwood is mistakenly identified as one in the film "Withnail and I."
Monty: About how you came to Chelsea and your arrest in the Totenham Court Road. He told me about your problems, how you feel.
Peter: Problems, what problems?
Monty: You are a toilet trader! Go with it boy, give into to it. It’s like a tide. Don’t let it ruin your youth as I nearly did over Eric.
Peter: I’m not homosexual, Monty.
Peter: Problems, what problems?
Monty: You are a toilet trader! Go with it boy, give into to it. It’s like a tide. Don’t let it ruin your youth as I nearly did over Eric.
Peter: I’m not homosexual, Monty.
by Pete October 06, 2004