PeTe's definitions

Ass and a half

1.) to be of bad proportions, but with more emphasis; 2.) to be terrible in mass quantities

1.) I got three seconds left. This sucks an ass and a half.
2.) Her roast beef like labias smelled like ass and a half.

by Pete April 16, 2003

vomitometer

A scale you would use to measure the "pukeability" of something. Is incredible diverse, can be used to describe the ugliness of girls, the disgustingness of food, or the unpleasantness of a stomach upset.

That chick had to be close to ten on the vomitometer...

by Pete August 29, 2005

lmfaoshism

lmfaoshism:laugh my fucking ass of so hard i shit myself

Used in online chat conversations
Backround: Made up by some kid trying to be origional...Brendan this ones for u...

Guy: Hey man BOOBIES!!
Guy2: lmfaoshism greatest word ever!
Guy: Swoot...

by Pete January 12, 2005

Gwack em'

slang term when playing basketball.

*shoots ball* gwack em'!!

by Pete April 2, 2003

spyder

its a ski clothing brand

yo that spyder jacket is hot

by PeTe January 9, 2004

wreeee

A high pitch annoying sound that is used to describe boyish exitement.

(Bocia): Hey Todd wanna go to a rave! (Todd): Wreeeeeeee!

by Pete October 28, 2004

shang dang

Shang Dang is an exclamation used when something good happens.

You're walking to class and find a five dollar bill... "Shang dang!"

a girls skirt flies up in the wind and you see some of that sweet poon tang... "shang dang!"

you somehow got an A on your Chemistry final without studying "SHANG DANG (times two)"

by Pete May 3, 2004