PeTe's definitions

vertical lips

1. A word that means the same as pussy, twat, and bearded clam.
2. The nice gash in between yo mammas legs.

"Yo man you see that hookers nasty pair of vertical lips with those warts coming outta them!!??!!"

by Pete March 18, 2004

STFU NOOB

Shut the fuck up newbie

Newbie - A person who plays an online game such as Counterstrike and is new to the game or is very bad.

Newbie - I r00l!
(Newbie's score - 3 kills, 10 deaths)
2ndIDLtCol.Ryan - STFU NOOB!

by Pete December 20, 2003

Garff

used to describe a mentally slow or retarded person

"What are you, a Garff?!!!!!"

by Pete October 21, 2003

Fuckrying-Out-Loud

A simple way to cover yourself when you accidentally swear infront of your mother.

"the patriots are losing"
"Fuck..crying out loud, hi mom!"

by Pete December 27, 2004

biffo

to hit, especially on rugby field

“There is a bit of biffo on the field”

by Pete January 20, 2004

grundle

The grundle is the area between the penis and the asshole. This area is the most dark and hairy realm of the human male body. I like to call it pergatory - the area between heaven and hell.

"First I'll suck you're cock and if you're nice, I will pet your grundle"

by Pete April 3, 2005

Klute

Durham (UK's) pitiful excuse for a nightclub. It was named after the 1971 film of the same name, and is known to be either the worst or second worst nightclub in Europe according to an FHM poll.

It's always packed with students who don't mind being crushed up against each other like sardines in a can. Can be fun though. It is also known for playing cheesy music.

Girl) Are you coming to Klute tonight?

Guy) Naa, I've an essay to write for tomorrow.

Girl) Come on, its cheap drinks tonight.

Guy) Oh sod the essay, lets go.

by Pete October 6, 2004