Definitions by Pazzy
Top Deck
To jack-off (masturbate) whilst defecating (pooping). Name comes from Cadbury Top Deck chocolate, white chocolate top with milk (brown) chocolate bottom.
Brad
A male version of a Karen.
Only ever wants to talk about home values & high end SUV’s.
Has to have the last word.
Acts like he’s best friends with every maître d or cafe owner.
Parks in No Standing Zones
Does F45. Plays golf.
Thinks he’s an urban legend when everyone one thinks he’s a dick.
45 years old & flirts with school girls.
Only ever wants to talk about home values & high end SUV’s.
Has to have the last word.
Acts like he’s best friends with every maître d or cafe owner.
Parks in No Standing Zones
Does F45. Plays golf.
Thinks he’s an urban legend when everyone one thinks he’s a dick.
45 years old & flirts with school girls.
OMG can you see where that guy parked his Q7? Yeah, he’s such a fucking Brad.
My daughter thinks that Brad is such a creep, he’s always offering her a lift from Supabarn
My daughter thinks that Brad is such a creep, he’s always offering her a lift from Supabarn
vealing
the act of a jealous and possesive boyfriend making his girlfriend, who was previously hot, fat., so less guys will find her atttractive. This is done by buying her take away and restuarent meals all the time. and saying she doesn't need to go to the gym.