2 definitions by Paxist
Definition number 2. A place where you are taught that you can only be happy if you make millions of dollars doing something that you hate
Teacher:Now what is the point of life?
Students: *in tired and drilled voices* To make lots of money and have a job that we hate
Student: Why can't i just have a job im happy at? I don't need to make millions of Dollars. I working at Burger King makes me happy then who are you to judge?
Teacher and other students:.........................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................
Teacher: Your parents are going to hear about this! to you talk to your mother with that opinion!
ps.school
Students: *in tired and drilled voices* To make lots of money and have a job that we hate
Student: Why can't i just have a job im happy at? I don't need to make millions of Dollars. I working at Burger King makes me happy then who are you to judge?
Teacher and other students:.........................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................
Teacher: Your parents are going to hear about this! to you talk to your mother with that opinion!
ps.school
by Paxist May 4, 2010
Take the most boring experience you've ever had then multiply it by,THEN bring a couple of freinds to suffer with you, THEN add the fcat that every time you screw up your parents give you hell. All the while school is giving you hell, ahhh, but wait what about the weekends you ask? Well add homework and projects TIMES 10, so those are now hell too, and if you don't do them then your every day hell is multiplied 100 fold in a continous cycle. Which results in the first about 17 years of your life EXCLUDING COLLEGE hell. In conclusion, School+You=Hell which is then put into the equation Hell+17 years=Childhood full of hell which is then simplified into SCHOOL=HELL
Student: Can you please explain?
Teacher: What do you want me to explain?
Student: Like all that stuff you just said
Teacher:......... Wha.. Sorry....Ummmm, QUIZ TIME!!
10 minutes later......
Teacher: Heres your test
Student: I failed
Teacher You should have studied
Student: But i didn't unders.....
Teacher: What, Huh, Can't hear you, Class dismissed
Now your home
Student: I failed
Parent: No more fun, now you study for the rest of the day
Student: But i didn't understand and the teacher wouldn't
Parent: Ohh Noooo! You must have a learning disability!!!
Student: I just need a bit of help with..
Parent: I'ma laways there for you and i'll always listen! :)
Student: :(
Parent: Now where is the guidance counselors number?
Student: XP
Funreal:
Preist: May your spirit rest in heaven
Parents: Why did he commit suicide! We should have gotten him professional help when he said he wanted to do somehing he would enjoy when he was older!
ps.school
Teacher: What do you want me to explain?
Student: Like all that stuff you just said
Teacher:......... Wha.. Sorry....Ummmm, QUIZ TIME!!
10 minutes later......
Teacher: Heres your test
Student: I failed
Teacher You should have studied
Student: But i didn't unders.....
Teacher: What, Huh, Can't hear you, Class dismissed
Now your home
Student: I failed
Parent: No more fun, now you study for the rest of the day
Student: But i didn't understand and the teacher wouldn't
Parent: Ohh Noooo! You must have a learning disability!!!
Student: I just need a bit of help with..
Parent: I'ma laways there for you and i'll always listen! :)
Student: :(
Parent: Now where is the guidance counselors number?
Student: XP
Funreal:
Preist: May your spirit rest in heaven
Parents: Why did he commit suicide! We should have gotten him professional help when he said he wanted to do somehing he would enjoy when he was older!
ps.school
by Paxist May 4, 2010