When somebody sticks there hand up there sweaty ass and shakes your hand. Its mostly called chocolate covered pretzel because of the movie Mallrats and because a character does it and gives someone chocolate covered pretzels as food.
by Pavelski8 March 30, 2009

by Pavelski8 October 20, 2007

when a girl needs to wash her fuckin' underwear and her stankin' ass! she'll have skid marks and watever else u can think of in her panties.
by Pavelski8 December 09, 2008

When a girl (usually smokin hot,nice big titties) doesn't show them off. Usually justs teases you and makes you horny as hell.
by Pavelski8 May 03, 2008

A condom. Object to keep ur penis protected, but sometimes one of those sperms can get through and you will get ur bitch pregnant. Also the object that O.J Simpson used to kill his girlfriend and some other guy but was somehow innocent. Also object to protect your hand(s) or keep them warm.
No glove...no love. You look like a broke ass O.J Simpson tryin to kill people with a pair of leather gloves.
by Pavelski8 December 23, 2006

Your left hand and right hand. For example usually somebody says as a joke, "Did you get some lovin' from the palm sisters last night."
by Pavelski8 June 12, 2008

When you have crabs in the area between your balls and asshole. Or if you a girl it is area between your vagina and asshole.But if your a girl a gooch is more referred too as a "choda"
Person #1: "My gooch has been itchy all day, and I had a shower."
Person #2: "Well than you probably have gooch crabs."
Person #2: "Well than you probably have gooch crabs."
by Pavelski8 December 03, 2007
