A game where you try to get a small ball into the opposing team's goal by sitting on it and carrying it in the grasp of your buttcheeks.
by PaulJar the Pornostar November 17, 2003

A great punk band with a lead singer than screams into the mic and somehow makes it sound beautiful.
by PaulJar the Pornostar November 20, 2003

"meow... MEOW!!!! MEOW!!!!!"
"No kitty this is my potpie!"
"No kitty this is my potpie!"
by PaulJar the Pornostar November 28, 2003

1. The religion where, since there is no god, your skateboard becomes your god, and will bend at your will. To become a skateist you must put all of your efforts into skateboarding, devote your life to pissing off pedestrians, comitting vandalism and tresspassing, and beating the crap out of roller bladers and bikers. Also known as skateology and skateianity.
"Skateboarding is my life, so therefor I commit my servence to my skateboard and will never give up on it."
"You are now a skateist of the all powerful skateism. Let me bless your skateboard with my holy urine."
"You are now a skateist of the all powerful skateism. Let me bless your skateboard with my holy urine."
by PaulJar the Pornostar November 22, 2003
