PaulJar the Pornostar's definitions

skatard

(skate retard) A retarded person who skateboards only because of thier lack of brain power to do anything else.

"You're such a skatard."

by PaulJar the Pornostar November 24, 2003

the 900 to suck my cock

a new trick tony hawk does in his latest gayporno skate video.

"I dont want to watch any more god-damn skate videos! I wouldn't watch it even if he did a 900 to suck my cock!"

by PaulJar the Pornostar November 15, 2003

skateist

A member of the religion: skateism; one who believes in the power of thier skateboard.

Before you go pro I must first become a skatist.

by PaulJar the Pornostar November 30, 2003

meow

1. a sound a kitty makes.
2. a sound that is fun to make yourself.

"meow... MEOW!!!! MEOW!!!!!"
"No kitty this is my potpie!"

by PaulJar the Pornostar November 28, 2003