Definitions by PaulJar the Pornostar

Smaug 

1. The kickass dragon from J.R.R Tolkien's THE HOBBIT.
2. My hamster.

Smaug likes running on his plastic wheel.

Smaug by PaulJar the Pornostar November 15, 2003

the 900 to suck my cock 

a new trick tony hawk does in his latest gayporno skate video.

"I dont want to watch any more god-damn skate videos! I wouldn't watch it even if he did a 900 to suck my cock!"

the 900 to suck my cock by PaulJar the Pornostar November 15, 2003

swedish 

1. very cool
2. Totally kick ass.
3. The term used when someone lands an impressive trick/move/goal in any game.

"Sweetish!!" said Tom when I landed a varial heelflip over the set of four stairs.

swedish by PaulJar the Pornostar November 11, 2003

botch 

1. the hair found between a man's butthole and scrotum.

"I shaved my botch and put it on my face."

botch by PaulJar the Pornostar November 11, 2003