Definitions by PaulJar the Pornostar

Master and Commander: The far side of the World 

A pointless movie, starring Russell Crow, that I wasted 7 dollars and 25 cents on.

"Did you see Master and Commander: The far side of the World?"
"ya, it was really stupid. Russell Crow couldn't act his way out of my ass."

Master and Commander: The far side of the World by PaulJar the Pornostar November 23, 2003

Squad Five-0 

A kickass rock band. Best song is: Peice of the Dream.

"Two of Squad Five-0's albums are totally kickass. The third one is just shit."

Squad Five-0 by PaulJar the Pornostar November 22, 2003

Mormathology 

1. The Morman Religion
2. A waste of time
3. Like being Omish, but you can use electricity.

mormathology is, if it feels good- stop.

Mormathology by PaulJar the Pornostar November 22, 2003

skateism

1. The religion where, since there is no god, your skateboard becomes your god, and will bend at your will. To become a skateist you must put all of your efforts into skateboarding, devote your life to pissing off pedestrians, comitting vandalism and tresspassing, and beating the crap out of roller bladers and bikers. Also known as skateology and skateianity.

"Skateboarding is my life, so therefor I commit my servence to my skateboard and will never give up on it."

"You are now a skateist of the all powerful skateism. Let me bless your skateboard with my holy urine."

skateism by PaulJar the Pornostar November 22, 2003

crazy wow 

1. very surprising; insane, awesome.

"thats like crazy wow!"

crazy wow by PaulJar the Pornostar November 21, 2003

The Distillers

A great punk band with a lead singer than screams into the mic and somehow makes it sound beautiful.

The Distillers roxor my soxors.

The Distillers by PaulJar the Pornostar November 20, 2003

mad skills 

1. good skills.
2. something people say when they do something cool in either a sport, or a video game.

"I've got mad skills, biotch!"

mad skills by PaulJar the Pornostar November 20, 2003