Paul Thundergod's definitions

Lung Hammers

These are very large breasts: usually a D-cup or a Double D-cup.

Check out the lung hammers on her!

by Paul Thundergod June 24, 2003

crotch hammer

A very large penis; one that is greater than 7" long.

Ron Jeremy has a crotch hammer!

by Paul Thundergod June 24, 2003

twinkie defense

Blaming your own fucked up actions on unrelated external factors. Basically, a complete bullshit excuse for doing something really fucked up. Taken from a famous court case where an accused murderer blamed his actions on a sugar high he got from eating too many Twinkies.

What do you mean? You only fucked that sheep because the moonlight made you horny? Fuck! That's a twinkie defense if I ever heard one, sheepfucker!

by Paul Thundergod June 24, 2003

ass master

A dude who's really good at butt-fucking.

Gay dudes call Lamar the "Ass Master!"

by Paul Thundergod June 24, 2003

box muncher

A lesbian, especially one who likes to eat pussy

Maria is a hardcore box muncher.

by Paul Thundergod June 24, 2003

yuk fu

Fucked up, ass backwards kung fu fighting.

"Your Shaolin Kung Fu is most impressive, but it is no match for my Humping Dog Yuk Fu!"

by Paul Thundergod June 24, 2003

trailer park skank

A butt-ugly, poor female piece of white trash who will fuck any man in sight. Usually has a shitload of kids by many different men.

Don't fuck that trailer park skank, Charlie. She'll give you herpes!

by Paul Thundergod June 25, 2003