Definitions by Paul Thundergod

doo-doo butter

watery feces (A.K.A. "splatter shit")

doo-doo butter by Paul Thundergod July 23, 2003

nerd porn 

any catalog selling software, computer hardware, or any computer-related product

"Ooh! Nerd porn! Nerd porn!" SPLOOGE

nerd porn by Paul Thundergod July 22, 2003

work it like a stripper pole 

bumpin and grindin and shit like yo girl was gettin nekkid and dry humpin a brass pole

Yo fat ass mama and skanky sister worked my shit like a striper pole!

work it like a stripper pole by Paul Thundergod July 22, 2003

Heywood Jablome 

a guy you ask for when you make a crank call

"KMart. Can I help you?"
"My friend Heywood is at your store. Can you page him? His last name is Jablome."
"Heywood Jablome! Phone call! Heywood Jablome!"

Heywood Jablome by Paul Thundergod July 21, 2003

Seymour Butts 

a funny-sounding made-up name like Heywod Jablome

My proctologist's name is Dr. Seymour Butts!

Seymour Butts by Paul Thundergod July 21, 2003

Whitey 

a derogatory term for persons of European ancestry; see also honky, cracker and blue-eyed devil

Kiss my ass, ya cracker-ass whitey!

Whitey by Paul Thundergod July 10, 2003

blue eyed devil

derogatory term for persons of European ancestry, specifically northern European ancestry

blue eyed devil by Paul Thundergod July 10, 2003