Paul Thundergod's definitions

Heywood Jablome

a guy you ask for when you make a crank call

"KMart. Can I help you?"
"My friend Heywood is at your store. Can you page him? His last name is Jablome."
"Heywood Jablome! Phone call! Heywood Jablome!"

by Paul Thundergod July 21, 2003

Dumbass

"Dumbass" is a redundant term. An "ass" is a fool and "dumb," of course, means stupid. Hence, "dumbass" means "stupid fool." Is not it more efficient simply to call someone ans "ass?"

by Paul Thundergod June 26, 2003

greek

/noun/(1) a citizen of Greece; (2) a person whose ancestors are from Greece

/adjective/ referring to things or ideas that originated in Grecce

/verb/ to butt fuck

by Paul Thundergod May 11, 2004

Seymour Butts

a funny-sounding made-up name like Heywod Jablome

My proctologist's name is Dr. Seymour Butts!

by Paul Thundergod July 21, 2003

Muff diving

Cunnilingus

My woman won't blow men unless I go muff diving first!

by Paul Thundergod July 3, 2003

back door action

hardcore, consensual butt fucking

She let me get some back door action!

by Paul Thundergod July 2, 2003

man sweater

a really hairy back and chest on a man; some men shave off their man sweaters

I don't take off my shirt in public because of my man sweater!

by Paul Thundergod July 9, 2003