Paul Rael's definitions
noun. An acute condition where a sudden urge to shit abruptly afflicts the patient, compelling him or her to make an undignified scramble to the nearest bathroom.
I had a crap attack and all the stalls were occupied so I ended up shitting in the stall without the door on it.
by Paul Rael November 6, 2011

adj. Something good, desireable, or inspiring of envy, esp. something that a baller would find agreeable.
by Paul Rael September 6, 2009

noun. Disparaging. A route or path taken (as in driving or walking) from one place to another that is not the shortest and most ideal route available, especially one that is much longer than necessary.
My mom did a big old Jewish wraparound back from San Fransisco so it took her over two days to get back.
by Paul Rael January 7, 2011

A goatee that is generally worn long and is ungroomed. Coined due to the large number of these types of goatees existing on men (usually Hispanic) in Pueblo, CO
by Paul Rael November 24, 2011

by Paul Rael May 13, 2016

verb.
To take someone's lighter by unscrupulous means, usually by "unconciously" placing said lighter in one's pocket after lighting a cigarette, joint, etc.
To take someone's lighter by unscrupulous means, usually by "unconciously" placing said lighter in one's pocket after lighting a cigarette, joint, etc.
by Paul Rael September 30, 2011

Miscelaneous things of small but significant importance or value that, as a whole, add up to something substantial.
by Paul Rael September 8, 2012
