Pueblo scraggle

A goatee that is generally worn long and is ungroomed. Coined due to the large number of these types of goatees existing on men (usually Hispanic) in Pueblo, CO
That guy wearing the flannel is rockin' the Pueblo scraggle.
by Paul Rael November 24, 2011
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dingbat

(ding'*bat') n. Slang 1. A person, esp. a woman, lacking common sense and an ability to properly reason.
The dingbat backed into another car while talking to her girlfriend on her cell phone.
by Paul Rael March 10, 2008
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crap attack

noun. An acute condition where a sudden urge to shit abruptly afflicts the patient, compelling him or her to make an undignified scramble to the nearest bathroom.
I had a crap attack and all the stalls were occupied so I ended up shitting in the stall without the door on it.
by Paul Rael November 06, 2011
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ballerific

adj. Something good, desireable, or inspiring of envy, esp. something that a baller would find agreeable.
Paul's new Escalade is ballerific.
by Paul Rael September 06, 2009
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Jewish wraparound

noun. Disparaging. A route or path taken (as in driving or walking) from one place to another that is not the shortest and most ideal route available, especially one that is much longer than necessary.
My mom did a big old Jewish wraparound back from San Fransisco so it took her over two days to get back.
by Paul Rael January 07, 2011
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shirt

A teener of cocaine in Colorado. Short for t-shirt.
I want a shirt, get it? As in a t-shirt? Cause we're paranoid druggies and we can't say teener over the phone or in a text.
by Paul Rael May 12, 2016
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zipper-ched

noun. A chedder (a mojado who dresses up in country western outfits and drives big trucks) who is half chedder and half Asian, i.e. half zipperhead.
Joe was dating a zipper-ched.
by Paul Rael January 11, 2011
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