Paul Rael's definitions

crap attack

noun. An acute condition where a sudden urge to shit abruptly afflicts the patient, compelling him or her to make an undignified scramble to the nearest bathroom.

I had a crap attack and all the stalls were occupied so I ended up shitting in the stall without the door on it.

by Paul Rael November 6, 2011

zipper-ched

noun. A chedder (a mojado who dresses up in country western outfits and drives big trucks) who is half chedder and half Asian, i.e. half zipperhead.

Joe was dating a zipper-ched.

by Paul Rael January 11, 2011

up to speed

adj. A state of being or having a satisfactory level of competence or knowledge in a specific area or discipline, as compared to other individuals in that same area or discipline.

American: "You're trippin'."

Egyptian: "What does this mean?"

American: "We gotta get u up to speed on your American slang."

by Paul Rael August 23, 2010

Pueblo scraggle

A goatee that is generally worn long and is ungroomed. Coined due to the large number of these types of goatees existing on men (usually Hispanic) in Pueblo, CO

That guy wearing the flannel is rockin' the Pueblo scraggle.

by Paul Rael November 24, 2011

dingbat

(ding'*bat') n. Slang 1. A person, esp. a woman, lacking common sense and an ability to properly reason.

The dingbat backed into another car while talking to her girlfriend on her cell phone.

by Paul Rael March 10, 2008

Jewish wraparound

noun. Disparaging. A route or path taken (as in driving or walking) from one place to another that is not the shortest and most ideal route available, especially one that is much longer than necessary.

My mom did a big old Jewish wraparound back from San Fransisco so it took her over two days to get back.

by Paul Rael January 7, 2011

ballerific

adj. Something good, desireable, or inspiring of envy, esp. something that a baller would find agreeable.

Paul's new Escalade is ballerific.

by Paul Rael September 6, 2009