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crap attack

noun. An acute condition where a sudden urge to shit abruptly afflicts the patient, compelling him or her to make an undignified scramble to the nearest bathroom.
I had a crap attack and all the stalls were occupied so I ended up shitting in the stall without the door on it.
by Paul Rael November 6, 2011
mugGet the crap attackmug.

ballerific

adj. Something good, desireable, or inspiring of envy, esp. something that a baller would find agreeable.
Paul's new Escalade is ballerific.
by Paul Rael September 6, 2009
mugGet the ballerificmug.

Jewish wraparound

noun. Disparaging. A route or path taken (as in driving or walking) from one place to another that is not the shortest and most ideal route available, especially one that is much longer than necessary.
My mom did a big old Jewish wraparound back from San Fransisco so it took her over two days to get back.
by Paul Rael January 7, 2011
mugGet the Jewish wraparoundmug.

Pueblo scraggle

A goatee that is generally worn long and is ungroomed. Coined due to the large number of these types of goatees existing on men (usually Hispanic) in Pueblo, CO
That guy wearing the flannel is rockin' the Pueblo scraggle.
by Paul Rael November 24, 2011
mugGet the Pueblo scragglemug.

bojohn town

Also simply Bojohn. A neighborhood adjacent to Bessemer in Pueblo, CO.
Let's go to the Doo Drop in Bojohn Town.
by Paul Rael May 13, 2016
mugGet the bojohn townmug.

lighter jack

verb.

To take someone's lighter by unscrupulous means, usually by "unconciously" placing said lighter in one's pocket after lighting a cigarette, joint, etc.
Who lighter jacked me?
by Paul Rael September 30, 2011
mugGet the lighter jackmug.

odds and ends

Miscelaneous things of small but significant importance or value that, as a whole, add up to something substantial.
I don't have any major project but I have a lot of odds and ends.
by Paul Rael September 8, 2012
mugGet the odds and endsmug.

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