A goatee that is generally worn long and is ungroomed. Coined due to the large number of these types of goatees existing on men (usually Hispanic) in Pueblo, CO
by Paul Rael November 24, 2011

(ding'*bat') n. Slang 1. A person, esp. a woman, lacking common sense and an ability to properly reason.
by Paul Rael March 10, 2008

noun. An acute condition where a sudden urge to shit abruptly afflicts the patient, compelling him or her to make an undignified scramble to the nearest bathroom.
I had a crap attack and all the stalls were occupied so I ended up shitting in the stall without the door on it.
by Paul Rael November 06, 2011

adj. Something good, desireable, or inspiring of envy, esp. something that a baller would find agreeable.
by Paul Rael September 06, 2009

noun. Disparaging. A route or path taken (as in driving or walking) from one place to another that is not the shortest and most ideal route available, especially one that is much longer than necessary.
My mom did a big old Jewish wraparound back from San Fransisco so it took her over two days to get back.
by Paul Rael January 07, 2011

I want a shirt, get it? As in a t-shirt? Cause we're paranoid druggies and we can't say teener over the phone or in a text.
by Paul Rael May 12, 2016

noun. A chedder (a mojado who dresses up in country western outfits and drives big trucks) who is half chedder and half Asian, i.e. half zipperhead.
by Paul Rael January 11, 2011
