Definitions by Paul J Parkinson

web-head 

any person that surfs the internet for extended periods of time without any purpose.

I surfed the internet all day for no particular reason. I am such a web-head!

web-head by Paul J Parkinson November 1, 2006

nippleless-tit

a way to describe something/someone that is useless. similar in meaning to tits on a bull

He's about as useful as a nippleless-tit.

nippleless-tit by Paul J Parkinson November 1, 2006

scuba

to go down. to describe a person who loves to give oral sex.

my girlfriend is so scuba, she's always going down on me

scuba by Paul J Parkinson November 1, 2006

thing-a-ma-jig 

a way to describe an object when the words don't come to mind(usually done while pointing). similar in meaning to doo-hickey.

I could not remember the name of the object, so I looked at my friend, pointed, and asked him to pass the thing-a-ma-jig.

thing-a-ma-jig by Paul J Parkinson November 1, 2006

thing-a-ma-bob

identical in meaning to thing-a-ma-jig(without pointing). similar in meaning to doo-hickey.

do you know where the thing-a-ma-bob went that was beside the doo-hickey over there on the thing-a-ma-jig?

thing-a-ma-bob by Paul J Parkinson November 1, 2006

jack the tab 

subculture slang for ingesting LSD

I've got some white clinical blotter! do you wanna jack the tab?

jack the tab by Paul J Parkinson November 1, 2006

whatya-ma-call-it

when you are thinking of an object, but the name eludes you(usually accompanied by finger snapping, and the word 'um' repeatedly.
see also; doo-hickey, thing-a-ma-bob, thing-a-ma-jig.

do you remember the other day when we saw the(pause)... um(snapping fingers)... the... um, you know, the whatya-ma-call-it?

whatya-ma-call-it by Paul J Parkinson November 1, 2006