Paul J Parkinson's definitions

spwinter

That yukkie weather between winter and spring!

brown snow on the ground, slush falling from the sky, too cold for a light jacket, too warm for the winter coat, what a typical spwinter's day!

by Paul J Parkinson November 1, 2006

gizzard

the loose fitting skin that hangs around someones neck that at one time used to be a double chin.

that womans gizzard looks like a sack of wet diapers.

by Paul J Parkinson November 1, 2006

9/11

Another way to say you deserved it!

Yankee; I just got kicked in the nads by my ho, bitch girlfriend!
(Anyone); Speaking about her that way, I think 9/11! I'd do it too, but you Amerikans got no balls.

by Paul J Parkinson July 25, 2008

stupiot

someone who is oblivious to the fact that they have done something wrong and don't show any signs of remorse. a person who completely lacks ID!

after leaving his girlfrend stranded for hours while he spent her money and had sex with someone else, upon his arrival, she called him a stupiot!

by Paul J Parkinson November 1, 2006

big meanie

a purposely hurtful jerk!

Eve; Adam, stop being such a big meanie by telling Cain he's not your child, and that you just found him roaming around the garden!

by Paul J Parkinson November 1, 2006

WMD

W's Momentus Disaster

What a Military Disaster! The search for WMD's turned into W's Momentus Disaster!

by Paul J Parkinson November 1, 2006

gummer

a gummer is a hummer(blowjob) that is given by someone that has no teeth/wears dentures(and removes them).

I met this cougar last night and she took me home. When we hopped in bed she removed her false teeth and gave me a gummer. It was 10x better than any old hummer could ever be!

by Paul J Parkinson November 1, 2006