e.me

short form for 'e-mail me' when on a chat page.

e.me when you get back, and we'll meet for coffee.

by Paul J Parkinson April 22, 2005

finger puppet

a name given to a little girl that gets finger fucked.

grandpa daddy used to finger fuck his 10 yr old niece. she was his favourite finger puppet.

by Paul J Parkinson March 25, 2005

gummer

a gummer is a hummer(blowjob) that is given by someone that has no teeth/wears dentures(and removes them).

I met this cougar last night and she took me home. When we hopped in bed she removed her false teeth and gave me a gummer. It was 10x better than any old hummer could ever be!

by Paul J Parkinson July 05, 2005

camel-toe-joe

any person that that loves the site of camel-toe

1st guy: (salivating) wow, did you see her camel-toe? I'd like to chew on that!

2nd guy: man, you're such a camel-toe-joe

by Paul J Parkinson March 25, 2005

nic-fit

a contraction of two words;
nic - short form for nicotine
fit - to freak out

when a person is jonesing for a cigarette.

do you have a smoke? I'm having a nic-fit

by Paul J Parkinson March 25, 2005

swamp water

a mixture of all the fruit juices found behind a bar of a drinking establishment. may be mixed with any type of alcohol.

bartender: what'll you have?

customer: I'll have a swampwater. I'm the designated driver!

by Paul J Parkinson March 25, 2005

scuba

to go down. to describe a person who loves to give oral sex.

my girlfriend is so scuba, she's always going down on me

by Paul J Parkinson March 24, 2005