Paul Della Valle's definitions

Tri Met

Tri Met is a bus and light rail transit system of the Portland Oregon metro area.

Tri Met is great for getting around inside Portland city limits, but service really sucks in the suburbs of Beaverton, Tigard, Tualatin and Hillsboro. Especially if you have to commute to and from work from places like Portland to a suburb or suburb to suburb.

by Paul Della Valle June 15, 2007

1950s father

A 1950s father is a dad who is not involved with thier child or children, even though they all live under the same roof. A 1950s father does not play, spend time or is emotionally involved with thier child. A 1950s father is typically stoic and distant to ones child, and are typically work-a-holics. The phrase comes from a generation of males (pre 1960s) that were raised to hid thier emotions, because it would seem unmanlike. 1950s father reley on thier wife to do all the parenting.

My friend's dad is not really involved in his life. He is what you call a 1950s father.

by Paul Della Valle July 16, 2004

street family

A street family is a group of homeless teenagers. They average in age from 12 to 22 years old. A street family will have a so called "father" or "mother" figure who is (or both) head of the pack. A street family has a code amongst thiers that "everything that is yours is also ours" and if you don't hand it over your gonna get fucked up or possibly killed. If you are in a street family and you lie or snitch to the group, you will be killed. Members of a street family will hustle, steal, prostitute or sell dope in order to survive. Street family looks somewhat more colorful and diverse than a group of gutter punks and are not as smart too. Some street family groups look like townies that came out of the sewer.

Back in 2003 in Portland Oregon. A 22 year old retarded woman befriended a street family. The street family later killed her by stabbhing her and setting her on fire along the east banks of the Willamette river. The reason why she was killed is that she was suspected of spreading rumors that one of the members was doing a little prostitution.

by Paul Della Valle July 27, 2004

cop magnet

A person who's bad behavior attracts the police easily. A cop magnet is usually a person that does not think of the consequences ahead of them.

A cop magnet also has the tendency to attract a cop over a little thing like a broken tail light on a back of a car. Then when the cop pulls the person over, the cop will discover that the person is drunk or has dope in the car.

A cop magnet can also be a public drunk or just a plain asshole that acts retarded in public.

A cop magnet usually does not care if they get thier friends in trouble or will drag them down with him or her.

When a friend says to a cop magnet "dude your gonna get us busted". The cop magnet will reply "oh shut up, your just paranoid".

"I don't wanna be around that person, he always gets us in trouble. Does not think one or two steps ahead. He is basically a cop magnet".

by Paul Della Valle July 23, 2004

cardboard condo

A cardboard condo is a box that a homeless person, bum, hobo or transient sleeps in.

I saw homeless person sleeping in a cardboard condo just off of Burnside street.

by Paul Della Valle August 26, 2004

reverse gay bashing

To lure a redneck homophobe into a fight. Typically two hetrosexual guys will hold hands with the idea of getting into a fight with a person who hates gays.

Hey dude you feel like walking down the street holding hands? When the first person that walks by and yells "hey faggot", we will kick thier ass. Man talk about reverse gay bashing.

by Paul Della Valle July 13, 2004

Ring Rats

A word used by professional wrestlers to describe underage groupie girls that hang outside the door that leads to the dressing room or locker room. When a pro wrestler comes out from the dressing room, they scream at a very high pitch. Ring rats will try to get the attention of a pro wrestler, seeing if they can get a date.

There is a whole bunch of ring rats hanging outside the locker room tonight.

by Paul Della Valle July 2, 2004