Biffo

Someone who comes to work with a different fucked up hair style every day, then when he is at work rubs his cock against you or puts your computer off on you just to be a wank.
Get your cock away from me, and what the fucks happened to my computer Biffo you wank
by Paul B February 01, 2004
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fruvous

n
1. Magical monk-baked pastry loaf.
2. High stakes Mesopotamian board game.
3. Sound produced when yogurt dollops are dropped in searing liquid.

adj 1. Unflappable(after legendary crusader Marion~)
2. Multi-legged and aural.
see MOXY FRUVOUS
by Paul B March 22, 2003
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boaring cunt

sitting at home doing work you dont have to, like making up handouts no one will look at, or cuming in your pants when you talk about work.
Colin Thomson is a boaring cunt he gets a hard on when he deals with MPAN mix ups and makes me fall asleep when he talks, get a life Colin you boaring cunt
by Paul B February 07, 2004
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Cockinthegub

A word used while arguing with a friend or workmate, a
must be pronunced as one word for best effect
Melrose ya dick when are you going to get a grip, Hearts are shit Cockinthegub
by Paul B February 13, 2004
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cum pouch

The marsupial like pouch in a woman's abdomen used to store quarts upon quarts of man juice.
by Paul B April 24, 2003
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ringpeice

Brown sweaty hoop surrounding ones shithole.
Lick my ringpeice you tart
by Paul B January 09, 2004
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Biffo

oh did I mention he is also a compulsive liar, see note above
get it right up ya Biffo ya fud, whit are you gonna do about this ya dobber, biffo sucks cock. he has a 2 inch dick and as for you Melrose your a fanny
by Paul B March 03, 2004
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