Definitions by Paul B

Biffo 

oh did I mention he is also a compulsive liar, see note above

get it right up ya Biffo ya fud, whit are you gonna do about this ya dobber, biffo sucks cock. he has a 2 inch dick and as for you Melrose your a fanny

Biffo by Paul B March 3, 2004

Duphelshankie 

a Fictional object, often used in a wind up in my office.

Biffo could you pass me the Duphelshankie, I think Chris had it with the Dubetron valve.

Duphelshankie by Paul B February 15, 2004

Cockinthegub

A word used while arguing with a friend or workmate, a
must be pronunced as one word for best effect

Melrose ya dick when are you going to get a grip, Hearts are shit Cockinthegub

Cockinthegub by Paul B February 13, 2004

boaring cunt 

sitting at home doing work you dont have to, like making up handouts no one will look at, or cuming in your pants when you talk about work.

Colin Thomson is a boaring cunt he gets a hard on when he deals with MPAN mix ups and makes me fall asleep when he talks, get a life Colin you boaring cunt

boaring cunt by Paul B February 7, 2004

Biffo 

Someone who comes to work with a different fucked up hair style every day, then when he is at work rubs his cock against you or puts your computer off on you just to be a wank.

Get your cock away from me, and what the fucks happened to my computer Biffo you wank

Biffo by Paul B February 1, 2004

APR 

An abreviation used by finance companies meaning All Pakis Refused

I am sorry Abdul you cant buy this car becalse of the APR

APR by Paul B January 11, 2004

ringpeice 

Brown sweaty hoop surrounding ones shithole.

Lick my ringpeice you tart

ringpeice by Paul B January 9, 2004