Paul B's definitions

Biffo

Someone who comes to work with a different fucked up hair style every day, then when he is at work rubs his cock against you or puts your computer off on you just to be a wank.

Get your cock away from me, and what the fucks happened to my computer Biffo you wank

by Paul B February 1, 2004

Cockinthegub

A word used while arguing with a friend or workmate, a
must be pronunced as one word for best effect

Melrose ya dick when are you going to get a grip, Hearts are shit Cockinthegub

by Paul B February 13, 2004

cum pouch

The marsupial like pouch in a woman's abdomen used to store quarts upon quarts of man juice.

Check out the cum pouch on that chick.

by Paul B April 24, 2003

fruvous

n
1. Magical monk-baked pastry loaf.
2. High stakes Mesopotamian board game.
3. Sound produced when yogurt dollops are dropped in searing liquid.

adj 1. Unflappable(after legendary crusader Marion~)
2. Multi-legged and aural.
see MOXY FRUVOUS

by Paul B March 22, 2003

boaring cunt

sitting at home doing work you dont have to, like making up handouts no one will look at, or cuming in your pants when you talk about work.

Colin Thomson is a boaring cunt he gets a hard on when he deals with MPAN mix ups and makes me fall asleep when he talks, get a life Colin you boaring cunt

by Paul B February 7, 2004

Biffo

oh did I mention he is also a compulsive liar, see note above

get it right up ya Biffo ya fud, whit are you gonna do about this ya dobber, biffo sucks cock. he has a 2 inch dick and as for you Melrose your a fanny

by Paul B March 3, 2004

APR

An abreviation used by finance companies meaning All Pakis Refused

I am sorry Abdul you cant buy this car becalse of the APR

by Paul B January 11, 2004