Cockinthegub

A word used while arguing with a friend or workmate, a
must be pronunced as one word for best effect
Melrose ya dick when are you going to get a grip, Hearts are shit Cockinthegub
by Paul B February 13, 2004
mugGet the Cockinthegubmug.

fruvous

n
1. Magical monk-baked pastry loaf.
2. High stakes Mesopotamian board game.
3. Sound produced when yogurt dollops are dropped in searing liquid.

adj 1. Unflappable(after legendary crusader Marion~)
2. Multi-legged and aural.
see MOXY FRUVOUS
by Paul B March 22, 2003
mugGet the fruvousmug.

boaring cunt

sitting at home doing work you dont have to, like making up handouts no one will look at, or cuming in your pants when you talk about work.
Colin Thomson is a boaring cunt he gets a hard on when he deals with MPAN mix ups and makes me fall asleep when he talks, get a life Colin you boaring cunt
by Paul B February 07, 2004
mugGet the boaring cuntmug.

Biffo

Someone who comes to work with a different fucked up hair style every day, then when he is at work rubs his cock against you or puts your computer off on you just to be a wank.
Get your cock away from me, and what the fucks happened to my computer Biffo you wank
by Paul B February 01, 2004
mugGet the Biffomug.

APR

An abreviation used by finance companies meaning All Pakis Refused
I am sorry Abdul you cant buy this car becalse of the APR
by Paul B January 11, 2004
mugGet the APRmug.

miler

a woman who seems attractive at a long distance but becomes incresingly hideous as she gets closer.
Damn when I saw her from across the street she looked hot but when I got closer she looked like my dog's ass, what a miler.
by Paul B April 24, 2003
mugGet the milermug.

Duphelshankie

a Fictional object, often used in a wind up in my office.
Biffo could you pass me the Duphelshankie, I think Chris had it with the Dubetron valve.
by Paul B February 15, 2004
mugGet the Duphelshankiemug.