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asexy

An adjective used to describe an asexual person showing intelligence, confidence, style, physical attractiveness, charming personality, baking skills, or any other combination of sufficiently positive and unique characteristics.
DJ is one asexy amoeba. I hear he can bake a three-layer cake in thirty minutes flat.
by Paul June 19, 2006
mugGet the asexymug.

Dyme

by Paul June 27, 2006
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klondike butt syndrome

KBS for short. when you unknowingly place your tush on an icy cold toilet seat. the result is a firce case of shrinkage and a slight constipation.
anticipating a pleasent dump, paul was stunned to find a ice cold toilet seat and got a wicked case of KBS.
by paul May 5, 2004
mugGet the klondike butt syndromemug.

soldier

A member of the ARMY.
Marines, sailors, and airmen, are NOT soldiers.
by Paul June 19, 2006
mugGet the soldiermug.

Booger Boxer

Someone who picks their nose excessively and constantly. They also compete in this grotesque sport usually ending in a bloody nose.
Hey, that guy is a pro booger boxer.
by Paul December 13, 2004
mugGet the Booger Boxermug.

Bartman

An Innocent act that seems to result in an unfortunate turn of events.
A joke that seems messes up a bowlers perfect game could be a Bartman. A Penalty that seems to be the turning point in the Stanley Cup finals could be a Bartman.
by paul March 10, 2004
mugGet the Bartmanmug.

Molie

(mō'lē, mŏ'lē)

Slang for a Somaliperson. Usually considered offensive.

Also spelled Moly or Moli
by Paul May 27, 2005
mugGet the Moliemug.

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