own goal

n. a fart so obnoxious, that even he who dealt it cannot stay in its presence.

shot an own goal there didn't cha?

by Paul January 04, 2004

Shark Tank

The very feared gang at Bellarmine College Preparatory in San Jose, CA. It is revered by many people who walk around the school, not wanting to mess with anybody for fear of being killed. The Shark Tank gang is rivals with the Fish Bowls, a waterpolo gang.

Ohh shit, here come some Shark Tanks. Don't look them in the eyes!

by Paul February 27, 2005

waf

Wife Acceptance Factor

A 133" wide TV has a low WAF.

by Paul July 02, 2004

SENILE DELINQUENT

a virtue-filled old person who is bad and naughty

" my dad's a senile delinquent "

by paul April 14, 2005

history

A tale made up to explain to the wife why you came home drunk

You won't believe what happend to me on the way home dear........

by Paul December 25, 2003

hamdanced

Drunk, beyond wasted, slightly before shit-bombed

"Do not ask me for advice when I'm all hamdanced. Wait til morning"

by Paul May 24, 2004

peach ass

peachass-peech-assn an area of the buttocks neer the anal orefest that is oddly covered in small hairs, that resemble peach fuzz

your gay boyfriend has a peach ass

by paul December 05, 2003