Definitions by Paul

Wrestle 

Something Men do. It isn't "gay" it isn't "stupid", it is life. And while all you basketball and football players are sitting on your butts during the off-season Wrestlers are still out there and wrestling nearly every night of the week.

The WWE, NWA:TNA

Wrestle by Paul May 13, 2004

same head 

a down's syndrome person. same meaning as mong, but more specific

ahh mate, gerron that same head lickin' the windas

same head by paul May 13, 2004

fuckmong 

idiot, witless. normally the person in question is drunk/stoned

look at the mess youve made of your pants-you fuckmong!

fuckmong by paul May 13, 2004

kansas city crumper

A sexual position and act wherein a man lies on his back. The woman with her back facing him, squats over him while engaging in anal sex. Upon finishing the woman unloads her fecal matter onto the man.

I thought it was going to be some normal butt sex, but she couldn't control here bowels and it ended up being a kansas city crumper

kansas city crumper by Paul May 12, 2004

El Guappo 

A filthy Mexican mobster wannabe. Generally found at clubs.

Look at El-Guappo there hitting on that chick

El Guappo by Paul May 7, 2004

barge ass 

the large, plump and rather gigantic behind a woman tries to conceal by wearing dresses in the thinly veiled disguise that it is sexy or womanly to do so

head . . . why are you wearing a tent on your bargeass . . . oh sorry it's to balance out your large fucking melon on top of your shoulders

barge ass by paul May 6, 2004

klondike butt syndrome 

KBS for short. when you unknowingly place your tush on an icy cold toilet seat. the result is a firce case of shrinkage and a slight constipation.

anticipating a pleasent dump, paul was stunned to find a ice cold toilet seat and got a wicked case of KBS.

klondike butt syndrome by paul May 5, 2004