twapper

One who twapps. Twapp- to relax index finger so that a flick of the arm and wrist will cause the index finger to whip forward.
He had a red mark on his arm from being twapped by his friend.
by Paul February 16, 2004
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pickle smoocher

A guy that is a fag (not necessarily gay but a fag all the same)
See that loser over there? That pickle-smoocher actullay thought the Colts would beat my Patriots. What a moron.
by Paul January 19, 2004
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cheesy

Happy and good esp. in dance music such as classic cheese.
Some music may be cheesy, but it is not corny or bad, just happy and good.
by Paul January 02, 2004
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samophlange

Technical sounding word made up to confuse the nubs.
Dan: My GPS isnt working!
Paul: I suggest adjusting the samophlange, I hear if they get out of kilter it will cause the unit to stop working
by Paul April 06, 2005
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beemo

Beemo means anything. Originating from an African Tribe that used one word for everything. Sometimes mistaken for "be emo" but has nothing to do with emo. Usually said by great men who do great things.
"that band was really beemo tonight, unlike that damn beemo band the other night."
by Paul April 23, 2005
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Special Constable

A citizen empowered by the law to keep the Queen's peace.

To protect and serve those who are in need and to bring to justice those scrotes and undesirables who think its big and hard to break the law.
Scrote assaults an old age pensioner in order to steal the contents of her purse. A grand total of £12.46.

The pensioner is admitted to hospital with serious head injuries as the scrote used a lump of wood to beat her about the head. She later dies of her injuries and it is now a murder inquiry. These sickening thugs will get brought to justice. But what is left for the frail old lady who is now dead, and what do her family go through?

Scrotes need to be caught - and will be caught. They will be caught by Police officers - some of them Special Constables!!!!
by Paul November 29, 2004
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Heatherest

A non-slutty girl named Heather.
Heather McNally is the Heatherest!
by Paul April 16, 2004
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