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Laura Ingraham

The evil offspring of a succubus and an unconsenting Squidward Tentacles.
Because Laura Ingraham is evil and talks like an Octopus who lives next door to a Pineapple under the sea she’s obviously a daughter of a Succubus and Squidward Tentacles.
by Patriotic Leftie February 28, 2022
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Jesusween

A “substitute” for Halloween invented by far right wingChristians” who are against anything that’s fun because their right wing version of Jesus wants them to be lame and boring.
My parents won’t let me go trick or treating cause they’re taking me to their mega church against my own will for Jesusween.
by Patriotic Leftie October 18, 2021
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Dada Duty

Another synonym for Gary Baba Booey Dell’Abate, in reference to his breath.
by Patriotic Leftie April 19, 2021
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Rittenhouse Jihad

AKA Y’all Qaeda
A group of right wing extremist terrorists who blindly support Donald Trump and Kyle Rittenhouse, the latter whom is their very own Osama Bin Laden.’
The Rittenhouse Jihad hate America and everything it stands for.
by Patriotic Leftie April 7, 2021
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Rittenhouse Snowflake

To be a pro-domestic terrorist snowflake Trumptard who votes down definitions for “Kyle Rittenhouse” that paint the little domestic terrorist in negative light, because they support domestic terrorism and hate America.
Look at the little Rittenhouse Snowflake and his cuck friends vote my definition of Kyle Rittenhouse down. They really love terrorism and hate America.
by Patriotic Leftie March 9, 2021
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Rittenhouse

To be a terrorist who goes across state lines and murders unarmed protesters.
Jimbob Sisterfucker tried to be a Rittenhouse when he left his trailor and drove to the next state to shoot protesters. Luckily a protester grabbed his gun and beat him with it before he could actually shoot someone.
by Patriotic Leftie March 9, 2021
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Mitch McConnell

1.) A spineless turtle, very rare in reptiles.

2.) Another term for a hypocritical motherfucking piece of shit.
1.) The Mitch McConnell hid in his shell.

2.) Reverend Tom is being such a Mitch McConnell by preaching family values while cheating on his wife.
by Patriotic Leftie March 6, 2021
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