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Urban Dictionary

Use to be a good website until the biggest douchebags in the history of the internet became editors there. Meanwhile some twerp still manages to have the most simplist word become something lewd, obscene, and dirty, yet still be published by these dimwitted asshole editors!

The asshole editors at Urban Dictionary wouldn't publish my clean definition of a radio show personality! Urban dictionary now SUCKS DONKEY BALLS! FUCK YOU URBAN DICTIONARY!
The asshole editors at Urban Dictionary wouldn't publish my clean definition of a radio show personality! Urban dictionary now SUCKS DONKEY BALLS
by Patriotic Leftie June 9, 2009
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Rittenhouse

To be a terrorist who goes across state lines and murders unarmed protesters.
Jimbob Sisterfucker tried to be a Rittenhouse when he left his trailor and drove to the next state to shoot protesters. Luckily a protester grabbed his gun and beat him with it before he could actually shoot someone.
by Patriotic Leftie March 9, 2021
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Airbourne

A kick-ass heavy metal band/hard rock band that will finally save rock music from poser "Post Grunge" like Nickelback
dude 1: Heard of that new Australian band Airbourne?
dude 2: Hell Yeah! Will they save us from that crap that's flooding the active rock stations like Nickelback, Hinder, and Daughtry?
dud 1: Hell YEAH!! \m/-
by Patriotic Leftie January 28, 2008
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Tom Barnard

1.) An overhyped douche who hosts a Morning Show on a Minneapolis classic rock station. Has neo-con POVs yet is an Atheist, causing him to have a lot of self issues. For some reason Twin Citians like to listen to his Liberal bashing bile even though Minnesota has been wisely a blue state for the past 30+ years. In 2000, the funny voice guy, Tony Lee, left the show, thus causing Barnyard's show to be even less funny, with "comedy" bits that geared more towards Fascist propaganda.

2.) To be really rich and wish that all poor people be deported so you don't have to give to charity.

3.) To be a pig (physically or metaphoricaly) and still be popullar.
1.) Tom Beranard said on the radio today that we should vote for Huckabee, than declared that god doesn't exist. After that he went on a rant about how poor people should be kicked out of clinics if they don't have insurance so he wouldn't have to wait so long for his appointment, because he more important.

2.) George Steinbreiner pulled a Tom Barnard at church when the collection plate came to him, and he dumped all the money down his shirt.

3.) Quit being such a Tom Barnard and learn that people with other skin colors, and sexual preferences are human too. And for Pete's sake start working out, you look like a Tom Barnard.
by Patriotic Leftie January 28, 2008
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Rittenhouse Snowflake

To be a pro-domestic terrorist snowflake Trumptard who votes down definitions for “Kyle Rittenhouse” that paint the little domestic terrorist in negative light, because they support domestic terrorism and hate America.
Look at the little Rittenhouse Snowflake and his cuck friends vote my definition of Kyle Rittenhouse down. They really love terrorism and hate America.
by Patriotic Leftie March 9, 2021
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Rittenhouse Jihad

AKA Y’all Qaeda
A group of right wing extremist terrorists who blindly support Donald Trump and Kyle Rittenhouse, the latter whom is their very own Osama Bin Laden.’
The Rittenhouse Jihad hate America and everything it stands for.
by Patriotic Leftie April 7, 2021
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Dan Cole

Dan Cole "The Common Man" is the most awesome radio show in the Minneapolis/St. Paul/Greater Minnesota area. He hosts "The Common Man Show" on the Fan, a Sports/Talk station in Twin Cities market which which is simulcasted across the upper midwest. His show consists of Tomfoolery ans Skullduggery. One of the first to coin the term Rube, his sense of humor is that which some people don't understand. He'll pretend to be dumb and not know what he's talking about, when he actually does know what he's talking about, just to throw some people who don't get the humor off. He has a following callied the commonwealth who help contribute humor to his show. His show is also called "Nothing at Noon", and also "Next to Nothing at 1"
Dan Cole "the Common Man" is the King of Twin Cities radio.

Dan Cole is 10 times better than that idiot on the KQ Morning show Tom Barnyard
by Patriotic Leftie June 9, 2009
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