32 definitions by Patrick the Starfish001
Its an amount which is a value of money and or currency allocated to a cellphone sim and or iemi number, which any person and or ordinary person must have spent and or be given in order to contact different and or other people on there cellphones with each of their own sim numbers and iemi numbers. Someone benging called does not require airtime to receive a call however one needs airtime in order to make outgoing calls. calls to certain numbers overseas are restricted and calls to certain networks are restricted. If there is no airtime a voice loop of a person saying that there is no airtime please put more airtime to the user wll be told. the user then needs to have bank balnce surplus in order to purchase airtime otherwise no airtime is purchased via visas and or mastercard.
When a mother gives birth at the maternity ward, instead of the medical doctor saying congratulations he and or she should ask them to please buy more airtime to make phone calls and convert to data for service provider service offering daiily charges on unwanted services.
by Patrick the Starfish001 January 13, 2023
An excuse given by parents and or banking institutions and or individuals not to give and or hand over funds due to insufficient funds errors and or to the go get a job salary referral phrases. Usually with reference to a source and or no source where if there is a source needs to be linked and legal and if not the bank and or financial institutions and or individuals will keep returning apologies and or insufficient funds errors and or thanks for trying responses. In rare cases its used as a allowance of investment into specific industries and or individuals like presidents and or bank ceos and or private equity and or funds raising, high net worth and or super wealthy people however rarely hits earth in observable and or useful ways which positively contribute to society other than a forest of new trees and or dramatic visuals of something man made mega structures that crowds of people use and pay fees for otherwise new buildings or some special technology but I cannot say I have seen much modern applications in person. Its mostly online visuals and then some urbanization. Like skyscrapers, trains, computers, electronics, roads and some other applications. Usually and or mostly owned by other people and or industries and more noticeably most recently covered in pay walls and requirements. Also dam walls and bridges or telephone towers.
You have insufficient funds, but the bank is working says everyone except the receiver of the insufficient funds or the sender of the insufficient funds, yours truly. You only, or I only have insufficient funds because I don't have a job say parents. Even if I download the jobs and try and setup the systems to pay myself a salary unless the salary is available and works unless I pay the various lawyer and bank fees from the funds I haven't received yet. I will not receive funds and will keep receiving insufficient funds errors and poor people responses until I single out a rich person and force them to fix the bank which is borderline illegal and shouldn't even have to be done even with law enforcement and a case number and a solicitor which is so extreme for a conservative person to have to do and is also borderline mad said no one ever.
by Patrick the Starfish001 August 12, 2023
A group of non malicious artificial intelligence computers which are assigned Identification numbers and allocated a standardized list of consumer denominated attributes which would equate to perfect financial citizens from a global aggregated viewpoint.
In the botnet each computer receives a bank account, employer and tasks which would otherwise be allocated to human users to stem unemployment and over population flows into public and private space thus not upsetting the balance of the workforce and the offspring of future generations.
by Patrick the Starfish001 June 13, 2021
The difference between hiring graduate and students compared to hires experienced professionals and then mixing them together and kicking some out and hiring at random.
No one could believe there where so many unemployed experieced people with degrees, it must be the unemployment rate. But it could also be the morons prioritizing people without work degree hires for ones without who have more experience.
by Patrick the Starfish001 September 28, 2022
An untrademarked and or unlabled brand name of batches of branded food product title names used to describe consumable foods that use popular and or common words and in the rare case uncommon words that find there way into you parents house cupboards and fridges and sometimes tie in with naming conventions of common spoken phrases received occasionally from previous teachers and or medical doctors and sometimes overlap with behaviors and or job titles and or other types of food products.
Did you try invasivefoodnamebrands, the cereal was not killer and the juice didn't make me concentrate more. They mostly homophones I think. Different meaning and different spelling but sound the same as something different. That cordial is definitely not phone apparatus. President feta is definitely not running an organization or a country.
by Patrick the Starfish001 October 8, 2023
When you can't do something yourself because the system wasn't designed for independence and you either have to talk to someone or more people aligned on the solution or ignore the problem and hope it goes away.
Socialism is when I couldn't answer all the test answers correctly without speaking to the lecturer.
Socialism is when I couldn't run the build my programming application without speaking to the lead developer
Socialism is when I couldn't renew my vehicle license without going to the licensing authority
Socialism is when I couldn't renew my passport without going to an agency or home affairs.
Socialism is when I could query my bank account transactions without calling someone at the bank.
Socialism is when I couldn't run the build my programming application without speaking to the lead developer
Socialism is when I couldn't renew my vehicle license without going to the licensing authority
Socialism is when I couldn't renew my passport without going to an agency or home affairs.
Socialism is when I could query my bank account transactions without calling someone at the bank.
by Patrick the Starfish001 June 23, 2021
Its a type of payment where the sender account is know and the receiver account is know but the money doesnt go in and or transfer and is not allocated a transaction type and is some type of unsuccessful payment that is repeated over and over gain through many different types of systems
Question: "How many transactionless payments have you made?" Answer: "I don't know, I don't usually have to measure all the failed payments in this quantity"
by Patrick the Starfish001 August 9, 2023