Patrick the Starfish001's definitions

Airtime

Its an amount which is a value of money and or currency allocated to a cellphone sim and or iemi number, which any person and or ordinary person must have spent and or be given in order to contact different and or other people on there cellphones with each of their own sim numbers and iemi numbers. Someone benging called does not require airtime to receive a call however one needs airtime in order to make outgoing calls. calls to certain numbers overseas are restricted and calls to certain networks are restricted. If there is no airtime a voice loop of a person saying that there is no airtime please put more airtime to the user wll be told. the user then needs to have bank balnce surplus in order to purchase airtime otherwise no airtime is purchased via visas and or mastercard.

When a mother gives birth at the maternity ward, instead of the medical doctor saying congratulations he and or she should ask them to please buy more airtime to make phone calls and convert to data for service provider service offering daiily charges on unwanted services.

by Patrick the Starfish001 January 13, 2023

Boyfriend

A friend that's a guy whom other guys do not have sex with.

My boyfriend and I went to the movies.

by Patrick the Starfish001 March 20, 2022

Anybank plc llc

The name of the public and or private bank that does not exist that I am supposed to request funds from to pay small bank account opening fees at any of the existing bank brands in any country at any one specific time according to the local bank and or internal family discussions.

I couldn't find anybank plc llc online and or in person and I also couldn't find anyaccount plc llc that worked and as a relsut the banks locally and or internationally continue not to work until some sort of potential employer steps in with the relevant bank facility to send through to the appropriate bank to open the relevant bank account facility and then be either a deduction from the same fee to pay the finance activation fee otherwise anypotentialemployer needs to pay from anyaccount to anyaccount in my possession to proceed with banking and financial activities required.

by Patrick the Starfish001 November 1, 2023

Trials

supposed to be like pre exams for high school students however after work and university when the banks and financial services stop working and a variety of businesses and corporations ask for trial fees to test out there software where there's no way to pay with broken banking and financial services.

"Did you register for the trials applications?" "No becasue the banking and financial services are retarded anf I don't want to link a visa and master card that doesn't work.

by Patrick the Starfish001 September 12, 2023

Socialism

When you can't do something yourself because the system wasn't designed for independence and you either have to talk to someone or more people aligned on the solution or ignore the problem and hope it goes away.

Socialism is when I couldn't answer all the test answers correctly without speaking to the lecturer.
Socialism is when I couldn't run the build my programming application without speaking to the lead developer
Socialism is when I couldn't renew my vehicle license without going to the licensing authority

Socialism is when I couldn't renew my passport without going to an agency or home affairs.
Socialism is when I could query my bank account transactions without calling someone at the bank.

by Patrick the Starfish001 June 23, 2021

Convenient Errors

When a incorrect passphrase is given in reprocessing to an incorrect query and the issue and or problem is not resolved correctly and the knowledge and or expertise is not there and or or available because there's too much information, not enough information, no iterative and or progressive formation to the information.

Every time I try and make financial and or banking corrections or coding corrections I am unable to bypass the systems currently in place and the convenient errors and or unknown programming/coding language requirements are not assisting myself and or the person receiving the query from allowing me to complete the relevant tasks. I am just going through iterations of repositories and diagrams and the tools are not progressively designed to allow me to see what I am doing from a practical perspective. Its not interactive enough. Then keeps trying to charge me where the charge cards won't allow billables.

by Patrick the Starfish001 September 2, 2023

Scam

A parents excuse for not paying fees on my behalf, a previous and or future employers excuse for not paying fees on my behalf, a friend and or acquaintances excuse for not paying fees on my behalf

I am not paying your fees because insert wrong phrase its a scam and or its fraudulent, said the parent and or friend or uncle or bank personal and or various correspondants.

by Patrick the Starfish001 August 12, 2023