Vancey Pants

An admirer of J. D. Vance

"Oh, I'm certainly something of a Vancey pants. I just love him. His drive, his resilience... I've read his book, like, fifteen times, all of his op-eds, even his law articles, and I don't know the first thing about law, let me tell you. I mean, I don't mean to covet another man's wife, but if Usha there kicked the bucket, I'd be first in line to get me some of that. That baby face and that gorgeous Marine Corps body, MMM-MMM. Hubba hubba!"

by Patrick Zaharychuk January 21, 2025

Scummerside

A derogatory term for Summerside, Prince Edward Island

Greg: "If you told me that a crackhead through an axe through a window and asked me where it happened, I would say Scummerside. The best part of going to there is leaving."

by Patrick Zaharychuk January 10, 2025

skink

verb: tickle by grasping or jabbing the oblique.

(Spelling unclear. Possibly 'sqink' or 'squink'.)

While Joel was fixing the light bulb, Harj saw the perfect opportunity to skink him.

by Patrick Zaharychuk February 16, 2024