Patrick Lewis's definitions

Scott Shriner

The current bassist for weezer. He used to play bass in Vanilla Ice's back up band.

Man, I'm totally getting Scott Shriner's autograph.

by Patrick Lewis March 29, 2005

weerez

A variation on the name of alternative rock band "weezer." Originally seen in the "El Scorcho" music video.

Dude, I totally got some pussy at the weerez concert.

by Patrick Lewis May 13, 2005

cunt herder

Another word for a pimp or player. Can also be used as a verb; to cunt herd

The cunt herder was arrested for cunt herding.

by Patrick Lewis May 13, 2005

Patrick Wilson

The original and current drummer of weezer.

I bet Patrick Wilson gets more pussy than the S.P.C.A.

by Patrick Lewis May 13, 2005

fuckable car

A car so beatuiful that you would have sex with if it had an opening that your penis would fit into.

Dude 1: Oh man, look at that 1967 Shelby Mustang Gt 500.
Dude 2: Man, that is one hell of a fuckable car.

by Patrick Lewis May 13, 2005

Jason Cropper

The original rhythm guitar player for weezer. Was asked to leave the band before the release of Weezer (aka the Blue Album) due to unknown reasons. It is speculated that his girlfriend was pregnant, but this is unlikely. He was replaced by Brian Bell

Did you see Jason Cropper on the news today?

by Patrick Lewis March 29, 2005

Pink noise

The PC version for the audible side effect when screwing a female. Originally called quaif or quaiffe(Fr)

This is too obvious (unless you are a virgin)

by Patrick Lewis March 13, 2004