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Definitions by Patrick Lewis

A variation on the name of alternative rock band "weezer." Originally seen in the "El Scorcho" music video.
Dude, I totally got some pussy at the weerez concert.
weerez by Patrick Lewis May 13, 2005

cunt herder 

Another word for a pimp or player. Can also be used as a verb; to cunt herd
The cunt herder was arrested for cunt herding.
cunt herder by Patrick Lewis May 13, 2005

Patrick Wilson 

The original and current drummer of weezer.
I bet Patrick Wilson gets more pussy than the S.P.C.A.

fuckable car 

A car so beatuiful that you would have sex with if it had an opening that your penis would fit into.
Dude 1: Oh man, look at that 1967 Shelby Mustang Gt 500.
Dude 2: Man, that is one hell of a fuckable car.

Scott Shriner 

The current bassist for weezer. He used to play bass in Vanilla Ice's back up band.
Man, I'm totally getting Scott Shriner's autograph.
Scott Shriner by Patrick Lewis March 29, 2005

Jason Cropper 

The original rhythm guitar player for weezer. Was asked to leave the band before the release of Weezer (aka the Blue Album) due to unknown reasons. It is speculated that his girlfriend was pregnant, but this is unlikely. He was replaced by Brian Bell
Did you see Jason Cropper on the news today?
Jason Cropper by Patrick Lewis March 29, 2005

Pink noise

The PC version for the audible side effect when screwing a female. Originally called quaif or quaiffe(Fr)
This is too obvious (unless you are a virgin)
Pink noise by Patrick Lewis March 13, 2004