Patrick Bateman's definitions

runny cupcake

This is when a guy (who has diaherra) puts cellophane over a girl's mouth. He then takes a crap in her mouth.

I gave her a runny cupcake because I hated her.

by Patrick Bateman May 24, 2004

poo cushion

a poo cushion is a temporary toilet seat cover made from sheets of toilet paper and it is used when making a poo in a public toilet is unavoidable and you don't want to have to sit your bare bum on the seat.

that toilet was really unclean so I used a poo cushion to be safe

by Patrick Bateman November 11, 2013

feeling the beat of the tambourine

another way to say that you have a hangover after you murdered 'dancing queen' at karaoke the night before...

Aarran: I'm really feeling the beat of the tambourine this morning ):

by Patrick Bateman October 3, 2010

fanjita

Single or available female, opposite of manjita

"The beach was full of fanjita with their baps out"

by Patrick Bateman June 16, 2003

manjita

Single or available male, opposite of fanjita

The club was full of majita and fanjita

by Patrick Bateman June 3, 2003

flick the dog

to masturbate.

I was flicking my dog like it was going out of fashion yesterday, Billy Bob. Yes, siree.

by Patrick Bateman June 17, 2003

pokey

Slang for jail, prison,

I almost took a trip down to pokey town last night!

by Patrick Bateman September 8, 2004