Patrick Bateman's definitions

battyboybrook

1) A batty boy from Birmingham who loves man cock.
2) Shit stabbing, donkey raping, dick riding whore

battyboybrook! get your cock outta that donkey!

by Patrick Bateman March 25, 2003

boiler

noun; a large protruding gut on a man.

"Look at the boiler on that guy, it's huge"

by patrick bateman November 28, 2004

feeling the beat of the tambourine

another way to say that you have a hangover after you murdered 'dancing queen' at karaoke the night before...

Aarran: I'm really feeling the beat of the tambourine this morning ):

by Patrick Bateman October 3, 2010

battyman

A male cock-handler

Batty-Man-Blee

by Patrick Bateman March 25, 2003

pokey

Slang for jail, prison,

I almost took a trip down to pokey town last night!

by Patrick Bateman September 8, 2004

fanjita

Single or available female, opposite of manjita

"The beach was full of fanjita with their baps out"

by Patrick Bateman June 16, 2003

flick the dog

to masturbate.

I was flicking my dog like it was going out of fashion yesterday, Billy Bob. Yes, siree.

by Patrick Bateman June 17, 2003