Patrick Bateman's definitions

battyman

A male cock-handler

Batty-Man-Blee

by Patrick Bateman March 25, 2003

pokey

Slang for jail, prison,

I almost took a trip down to pokey town last night!

by Patrick Bateman September 8, 2004

phantom

A word used to describe a poo which leaves no trace on the rectum. A poo which has such a clean exit from the anus that toilet roll is not necessary.

Jon: Just did a phantom, it was so awesome I didn't even need to wipe.

Or

Ryan: I was praying for a phantom because I was in a rush but that was one messy poop, trying to wipe my ass was more difficult than getting peanut butter out of a carpet.

by Patrick Bateman October 14, 2011

feeling the beat of the tambourine

another way to say that you have a hangover after you murdered 'dancing queen' at karaoke the night before...

Aarran: I'm really feeling the beat of the tambourine this morning ):

by Patrick Bateman October 3, 2010

flick the dog

to masturbate.

I was flicking my dog like it was going out of fashion yesterday, Billy Bob. Yes, siree.

by Patrick Bateman June 17, 2003

fanjita

Single or available female, opposite of manjita

"The beach was full of fanjita with their baps out"

by Patrick Bateman June 16, 2003

runny cupcake

This is when a guy (who has diaherra) puts cellophane over a girl's mouth. He then takes a crap in her mouth.

I gave her a runny cupcake because I hated her.

by Patrick Bateman May 24, 2004