phantom

A word used to describe a poo which leaves no trace on the rectum. A poo which has such a clean exit from the anus that toilet roll is not necessary.
Jon: Just did a phantom, it was so awesome I didn't even need to wipe.

Or

Ryan: I was praying for a phantom because I was in a rush but that was one messy poop, trying to wipe my ass was more difficult than getting peanut butter out of a carpet.
by Patrick Bateman October 14, 2011
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manjita

Single or available male, opposite of fanjita
The club was full of majita and fanjita
by Patrick Bateman June 03, 2003
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flick the dog

I was flicking my dog like it was going out of fashion yesterday, Billy Bob. Yes, siree.
by Patrick Bateman June 17, 2003
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another way to say that you have a hangover after you murdered 'dancing queen' at karaoke the night before...
Aarran: I'm really feeling the beat of the tambourine this morning ):
by Patrick Bateman October 03, 2010
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fanjita

Single or available female, opposite of manjita
"The beach was full of fanjita with their baps out"
by Patrick Bateman June 16, 2003
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poo cushion

a poo cushion is a temporary toilet seat cover made from sheets of toilet paper and it is used when making a poo in a public toilet is unavoidable and you don't want to have to sit your bare bum on the seat.
that toilet was really unclean so I used a poo cushion to be safe
by Patrick Bateman November 11, 2013
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ph0xx

The ph0xx is my roomate
The ph0xx lives in my house.
by patrick bateman November 28, 2004
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