Patch 's definitions
by Patch February 15, 2017

by patch February 12, 2003

by Patch September 16, 2003

Ultimate Bottle League. founded by messers Amott, Radnor, Foley, Patch and O'Kane. A ultra violent version of rugby with just a bottle, with just one goal: the bottle master. First team can be played 2 or 3 aside to 3 wins. Teams to beat: Melwoosh and Amott The Two M's Foley and O'Kane Exiles. Crappest player: Radnor
by patch February 12, 2003

Hubby: "I've had a crap day, roofers, arsehole bosses, traffic, more traffic...."
Essex Wife: "init"
Essex Wife: "init"
by patch July 2, 2004

by patch May 27, 2004
