Ferien

animal abuser

dont leave your dog with him, he's a ferien you know.

by Pat October 09, 2003

the phantom

when your doing a girl in the butt and spit on her back so she turns around, thinking you busted, and you shoot it in her eye

i was doing this girl in the butt and she wouldn't stop squealing so i decided to pull a phantom on her pig ass

by pat May 06, 2004

sphagnum

moss that is found in wet, spongy ground.

person a: So what do you do for fun?
person b: I enjoy watching sphagnum grow.

by Pat November 12, 2004

Asleslem

Background below. A one word solution from the kiladian language for the term "I know you just didn't." This is often used as a reaction to unruly actions or assaults of character.

1.) Then came the whily tiger as he stepped upon the plains of the willapadoo mountain range. Evil roosters crowded out upon the step of Cornelius' abode known as Kiladwa, named after an ancient pie passed down for generations, until it was eaten. The devourer of the pie soon died and was named Asleslem, meaning "I know you just didn't."

2.)
Person 1: I forgot to do my homework.
Person 2: WTF JIMMAY WTF. ASLESLEM!

by Pat December 21, 2004

Vaginal Cavity

the crator in which a trouser snake(penis)/dildo pertrudes in the pussy

Anthony touches his vaginal cavity every night.
I (Anthony) like to cuddle with my vaginal cavity

by pat November 27, 2004

Bam Margera

Overrated high school drop out who made it big from a a piece of wood.

Bam Margera is not entertaining in the least bit except for CKY 2.

by Pat July 17, 2004

Fiscally conservative

When one tells forgets his/her wallet and tells you that they will buy you dinner to pay you back on condition that it's the exact same amount or less than you originally paid.

(original origin.... Timmins, now the nations Capital

Hey are you going to buy me dinner. Sure as long as it's worth the same as a coffee and bagel.

by Pat September 09, 2004