Definitions by Pastor Kidneys

Kiwi

A small brained, remarkedly stupid, short sighted animal that lives its life by the mantra 'Cheap, cheap, cheap'.

Also a flightless bird in New Zealand.

Speak slowly mate, there's a Kiwi listening." Also "How do you get a drink out of a Kiwi? Put your fingers down his throat, coz he sure won't buy you one!

Kiwi by Pastor Kidneys October 12, 2010

wazzark 

Derogatory term for a total idiot or imbecile. Of Northern English origin.

George Bush? Total wazzark if you ask me...

wazzark by Pastor Kidneys January 8, 2008

Lionels 

Cockney rhyming slang for flared trousers re: 'flares' - shortening of the full phrase 'Lionel Blairs'.

Fuck me! Look at the size of the Lionels on that twat!

Lionels by Pastor Kidneys January 8, 2008

elephants

To be intoxicated with alcohol i.e. drunk. Shortening of cockney rhyming slang 'elephant's trunk'.

Cop that bog trotter, he's totally elephants!

elephants by Pastor Kidneys January 8, 2008

Douglas Badered 

To be drunk. English in origin, referring to WW2 fighter pilot who lost both legs in a plane crash and was thus rendered 'legless'.

What a night I had last night, mate - I got totally Douglas Badered!

Douglas Badered by Pastor Kidneys January 8, 2008