Pastor Kidneys's definitions

Lionels

Cockney rhyming slang for flared trousers re: 'flares' - shortening of the full phrase 'Lionel Blairs'.

Fuck me! Look at the size of the Lionels on that twat!

by Pastor Kidneys January 8, 2008

elephants

To be intoxicated with alcohol i.e. drunk. Shortening of cockney rhyming slang 'elephant's trunk'.

Cop that bog trotter, he's totally elephants!

by Pastor Kidneys January 8, 2008

Kiwi

A small brained, remarkedly stupid, short sighted animal that lives its life by the mantra 'Cheap, cheap, cheap'.

Also a flightless bird in New Zealand.

Speak slowly mate, there's a Kiwi listening." Also "How do you get a drink out of a Kiwi? Put your fingers down his throat, coz he sure won't buy you one!

by Pastor Kidneys October 12, 2010

Douglas Badered

To be drunk. English in origin, referring to WW2 fighter pilot who lost both legs in a plane crash and was thus rendered 'legless'.

What a night I had last night, mate - I got totally Douglas Badered!

by Pastor Kidneys January 8, 2008

wazzark

Derogatory term for a total idiot or imbecile. Of Northern English origin.

George Bush? Total wazzark if you ask me...

by Pastor Kidneys January 8, 2008